Help!

So im walking randomly around my apartment looking for my rent-buddy and his big fat bitch. we smoked a bowl and then they took my lighter and i need to light a cigarette and who knows where the fuck they went! i guess he took her out to his car to get some poontang. well im gonna keep searching. FUCK THIS SHORT TERM-MEMORY.

rub 2 sticks together

if you have a gas stove, use it.

Toaster?? Works when you have nothing else.

lol last night right after that post i just decided to go to bed forgetting that i had 2 candles lit in the bathroom....fuck my luck