Hey canada, ....
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CdnBud
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I AM AMERICAN...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.
I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.
Although I'm certain they weren't American.
I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.
I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.
And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.
Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.
The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!
My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...
...AND I AM AMERICAN!
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.
I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.
Although I'm certain they weren't American.
I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.
I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.
And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.
Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.
The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!
My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...
...AND I AM AMERICAN!
......
Well-Known Member
hahahaha finally some canadian defense
heres some good ones hopefully they dont hurt any canadian feelings
MrMeagadam
Active Member
look up ww1 and ww2 exspesally vimmy righe see who kicked ass .heres a hint
This ones a classic
why the fuck are you all so terrible at spelling?look up ww1 and ww2 exspesally vimmy righe see who kicked ass .heres a hint
MrMeagadam
Active Member
why the fuck are you all so terrible at spelling?
because im a dumbass lol i openly admit it
MrMeagadam
Active Member
plus im canadian so that relly dosent help lol
hardroc
New Member
I'm CANADIAN AND PROUD. I really hope you all know this song................http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiwBwBL4Qo&feature=related
Skunk Monk
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well looks like Canada did defend our own game, in fact looks like we got the most gold medals in any winter olympics ... ever
don't give us bs about what the Canadian fans do to throw of other countries, it's home advantage, y'all get your chances too.
don't give us bs about what the Canadian fans do to throw of other countries, it's home advantage, y'all get your chances too.
Fungus Gnat
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Canadians are gangsta.
ledgrowing
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all i gotta say america is remember the war in 1912? no that cuz u lost but i bet it is not in any history books u have usa can never admit defeat
CrackerJax
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Three expectant fathers, an American, a Jamaican, and a Canadian, were in the hospital waiting room. A doctor comes in and announces that he has some good news and some bad news, "The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy baby boy. The bad news is that we've mixed them up." The three new fathers walk into the nursery. The American guy goes right to the Jamaican baby, picks him up and starts rocking him. "What are you doing?" the Jamaican guy asks, "That is obviously my son."
"I know," said the American guy, "but I didn't want to accidentally get the Canadian kid.
"I know," said the American guy, "but I didn't want to accidentally get the Canadian kid.
HoLE
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CrackerJax
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Yes, and then hand it over to the govt. like everything else...
So how many cases of bier is a gold medal worth in Canada?
So how many cases of bier is a gold medal worth in Canada?
HoLE
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the beer store takes gold medals,,brb,,Yes, and then hand it over to the govt. like everything else...
So how many cases of bier is a gold medal worth in Canada?
HoLE runs out to jack the Canadian mens and womens hockey teams
CrackerJax
New Member
I fully expect Canada to do well in winter sports.... no surprise there. When a culture lives in a 9 month winter, they are bound to adapt, even Canadians.
The truly impressive country is Norway. To me they are the real team of excellence in winter sports.
No one can hold a candle to them.
The truly impressive country is Norway. To me they are the real team of excellence in winter sports.
No one can hold a candle to them.