How can I pass my UA!!!

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MrDetox

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What it dew my fellow stoner's i've got a UA coming up for a job that kind of came at me all of a sudden, so, naturally I don't have much time to get clean and need ideas on how to get clean fast, detox product's and/or synthetic urine kits. If you all have used one or have had a good or bad experience with any of them let me know give me some feed back on any an all your ideas ASAP, It will be appreciated and well received thanks in advance.

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MrDetox said:
What it dew my fellow stoner's i've got a UA coming up for a job that kind of came at me all of a sudden, so, naturally I don't have much time to get clean and need ideas on how to get clean fast, detox product's and/or synthetic urine kits. If you all have used one or have had a good or bad experience with any of them let me know give me some feed back on any an all your ideas ASAP, It will be appreciated and well received thanks in advance.

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If you know when the test is. Drink water and go to bed early. Wake early and drink water until the test, by then all the metabolites will be gone and your sample will be mostly water a vitamin might provide some color I got this out of High Times in the 80s Good Luck Denris
 
If it's a instant dip test then fake urine will work. If they send it to a lab the fake urine will come back inconclusive. When I was in the navy I would just drink a ton of water and niacin, I never failed.
 
Dyna Ryda said:
If it's a instant dip test then fake urine will work. If they send it to a lab the fake urine will come back inconclusive. When I was in the navy I would just drink a ton of water and niacin, I never failed.
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18 months ago quick fix worked fine. Dude sealed it and put a temp strip on the container. Kept my job.
 
I'm yet to understand why if you need employment why not just stop smoking for a bit? It's really not that hard. That or become a workout junky and get a really low fat% and it wont show up anyway since thc attaches itself to your fat cells. I've literally walked into a temp agency before after smoking a blunt and passed the piss test.
 
Dude, fuck what everyone else is trying to feed you... Here's a 100% guaranteed way to smoke weed all day, every day, and not fail a pee test:

Stand on your head while you smoke.

Serious, it sounds crazy, but it works! How? Easy, gravity. THC is heavy, and it sink to your brain, instead of into your body! try it, trust me!!!
 
Dyna Ryda said:
If it's a instant dip test then fake urine will work. If they send it to a lab the fake urine will come back inconclusive. When I was in the navy I would just drink a ton of water and niacin, I never failed.
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They calibrate the lab test equipment with synthetic urine, so not sure about that.
 
minnesmoker said:
Dude, fuck what everyone else is trying to feed you... Here's a 100% guaranteed way to smoke weed all day, every day, and not fail a pee test:

Stand on your head while you smoke.

Serious, it sounds crazy, but it works! How? Easy, gravity. THC is heavy, and it sink to your brain, instead of into your body! try it, trust me!!!
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Oh yea, I forgot about this method.

I stopped doing it when I fell through the wall I was attempting to brace myself on. Never use a bong, the water is nasty when it spills all over your face. :razz:
 
Whatever you do, make sure to urinate all over the outside of that cup before handing it over. Make that tech earn their fuckin blood money!
 
Synthetic urine tests just like real urine. I always use synthetic urine. My wife works for a lab that does UA tests and she took my bottle to see how the test ran and they could not tell it from the real thing.

TheRAWman
 
SirGreenThumb said:
That or become a workout junky and get a really low fat% and it wont show up anyway since thc attaches itself to your fat cells. I've literally walked into a temp agency before after smoking a blunt and passed the piss test.
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Good point, it is fat soluble. Another tip is if you do workout a lot to try to cleanse your system, stop working out about 2 days before the test. The intense workouts release the THC from your fat cells into your blood stream. You want to give your body time to clear your blood without releasing more THC from fat right before the test.
 
Never give the first piss of the day, try and make it your fourth. Always piss half your bladder out then fill the cup, never fill the cup from the start. These help if you are on the edge, but are rules you should always follow.
 
Cascadian said:
Good point, it is fat soluble. Another tip is if you do workout a lot to try to cleanse your system, stop working out about 2 days before the test. The intense workouts release the THC from your fat cells into your blood stream. You want to give your body time to clear your blood without releasing more THC from fat right before the test.
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It actually all works together if you think about it. Working out = a lot of water intake. Then you can consider yourself flushed. :lol:
 
Oh shit, I just remembered what I used to do when I was younger as a just in case. Go to the grocery store and get some sure-jel and some kool-aid mix and make a big gulp of the mix and down it. You will have one hell of a sugar rush, but you will pass your test.
 
I've heard second hand and first hand about the sure-jel, and I've heard it for years. I'm still to apprehensive to try it myself but there has to be something right to it
 
I worked for a contractor, as a certified welder. We were constantly in and out of different plants, mills, foundries, factories and were always subject to a drop on a new job.

Here's the recipe I relied on-

A little padded envelope, a heavy duty condom filled with someone's clean pee, and a toe warmer.

Clean pee can be frozen, thawed over night, then warmed up with the toe warmer.
 
kinetic said:
I've heard second hand and first hand about the sure-jel, and I've heard it for years. I'm still to apprehensive to try it myself but there has to be something right to it
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I cannot be positive if it actually is what helped me pass the test, but I know that I've never failed one. I also have a very low fat percentage and I drink plenty of water. The sugar rush is kinda worth it though. :lol:
 
pharma farmer said:
I worked for a contractor, as a certified welder. We were constantly in and out of different plants, mills, foundries, factories and were always subject to a drop on a new job.

Here's the recipe I relied on-

A little padded envelope, a heavy duty condom filled with someone's clean pee, and a toe warmer.

Clean pee can be frozen, thawed over night, then warmed up with the toe warmer.
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When I was on parole -- and I'm not just bullshitting this time -- there was a dude that would come in BAKED. He used to smoke meth, did his time for possession, anyway, he did something similar, but was PARANOID. Not sure of the HOW, but he did something similar; but he suit cased the condom. (It's jail speak for up his ass,) and plumbed it with tape and some kinda' medical hose/line.

Just me, but I'd rather just not smoke pot than have to shove a rubber full of someone else's piss up my ass.
 
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