how do i convince my wife to let me grow?

tbeezy

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I have been smoking now for fifteen years and I am finally in a position where I can grow my own stuff indoors. I have the perfect space for a hydro setup, just for personal use.

My wife does not smoke. She knows I am going to smoke regardless of how she feels. She is cool with this.. But, she is completly opposed to letting me grow even 3-4 plants.

This is a very delicate situation because I think I could convince her to let me do it, but I need a good game plan. I need some advice on how to proceed.

Thanks!
 

Potterpan

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reserch the benefits. theirs many....btw srry im i need to kno anyone



wwhen the plant begins to show flower, does it take a few days later to show pistils?????
 

Kingb420

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well mine does, so heres what i did..lol

i secretly set up a SUPer stealth dual box , i was SERIOUSLY surprised she didnt Smell the 2, our hook up was out for close to a month, i cut a bud off early and handed it to her and instantly was in love. there is nothing like a fresh cut bud :) she gets mad cause all the time i spend with them, but im good to go now :)
 

nickfury510

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white thrash punch her in the face until she stops saying no.....or the diamond ring idea was a good thought also.....
 

Kingb420

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it sucks that she doesnt smoke though, check your local laws on it like in my sig, 100g growing is only a civil ticket, no state record, $100 fine, but some states will take your home and shit dude
 

funkdocKT

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easy...if you got her trained like you should it goes down in one sentence...

"no grow...no dick...its up to you"
 

SlikWiLL13

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lay it out like any business proposal. show her how much you spend each month on weed(you can grow your own for 1-3 dollars a gram total cost), find out how many plant you can have before BIG trouble starts(my state is a misdeameanor up to 5), mention how you wont have to deal with undesirable drug dealers and othe rshady underworld types(gotta sell her!).

if she is reasonable the odds are in your favor.

if that doesnt work, try the donkey punch thing....JK
 

ANC

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I also think if you consider dealing with merchants from the city's underbelly, traffic stops and the insane cost for something which will grow for free, it becomes a nobrainer.
 

funkdocKT

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[QUOTE="SICC";1798030]she gon turn that aroun and fuc you over haha, we need the pussy more then they need the dic[/QUOTE]

shiiiit....im from the school of Suga Free, Gorgeous Dre, Dolla Bill, and Don Magic Juan

"see the lion aint got no courage and the scarecrow aint got no brain/ but you cant control your dick, so that means you aint got no game" - (c) Suga Free Da Pimp
 

tbeezy

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it sucks that she doesnt smoke though, check your local laws on it like in my sig, 100g growing is only a civil ticket, no state record, $100 fine, but some states will take your home and shit dude
thanks for the link, unfortunately my state is a little more strict. cultivation of anything over 30 grams is a felony. i suppose i could get by only growing that much but it wouldnt last me until the next harvest.

since i am 100% convinced i wouldnt get caught by the man, i guess the real lesson here is to convince MY WIFE im only growing 30 grams..
 

tbeezy

Active Member
well mine does, so heres what i did..lol

i secretly set up a SUPer stealth dual box , i was SERIOUSLY surprised she didnt Smell the 2, our hook up was out for close to a month, i cut a bud off early and handed it to her and instantly was in love. there is nothing like a fresh cut bud :) she gets mad cause all the time i spend with them, but im good to go now :)
im sure i could do it w/o her knowing. however, on the off chance she found out i was doing it behind her back, i would be in deep shit. if all else fails, i might have to try this method.
 

Nvr2Stond

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Best way is too be honest man - tell her about all the cash youll be saving and in return spending on her :)
 

BackDoorMan

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just do what slik told ya.. be reasonable and mature.. point out the pros of growing and the cons of not.. like how much teh shit costs.. your chances of gettin ripped off, shot, arrested..ect ect.. surely if she's a reasonable person she'll see teh upside opposed to the downside
 
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