How to survive prison?

High4Life

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What it is you really have to survive is the seconds minutes Hours months . Somtimes years days feel like weeks that is the shit thing .. Best advice i can give is make friends and as many as possible ... stay away from the pricks... do not act like you know every thing it is always better to listen but dont let some nobb score points from you eather but do not act like you cant fight like tyson some 1 will want a pop at ya ... Try and get a laugh going as much as possible even if you have to talk under the door or out the window You need to laugh or you will cry lol .... last 1 try and get a job in there gets you out of the cell longer ...Sounds like the same rules as the out side world
 

noumenon

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If you read through this thread you will hear different sides from the people who have posted and have actually been incarcerated and all of them are right. In the federal system the prisons are set up by security levels. The highest level prisons in the feds are the USPs (united states penitentiary) and some of the USPs (maximum security) are used for housing the baddest of the bad and it usually takes violence on your record or violence while your locked up to get here. The modern day Alcatraz is the Supermax in Florence, Colorado and that's were they house people like the unibomber, the guy from the Oklahoma bombing, Mafia, Terrorists, etc. I was down with a few guys that had transfered from the FPC (Federal Prison Camp)that is located next to the Supermax and the inmates in the camp do all the work to feed and take care of both the FPC and the USP (Supermax). Certain blocks of the Supermax are made up of cells that are designed to incarcerate the inmates with out need for human contact. The cells are designed where the shower unit is rolled up to the cell and locked in place and then the prisoners door opens and they can enter the shower unit take a shower and then go back in there cell. When it's rec time another unit containing a exercise bike and a pull up bar is slid in front of the cell locked to the cell and then the door is opened and they can exercise for their 30 minutes and then return to their cell. All mail sent to the inmates is open and scanned in and shown on the TV in their cell. At just a little bit lower on the security scale is USP Marion where Jon Gotti had a lengthy stay, Carlos Lehder (George Jungs partner on the movie Blow who owned the island off Panama Blow, George Jung, Pablo Escobar, The Story Behind the Movie "Blow" ), along with many many more of the worlds greatest convicts. After the USPs on the list come the FCIs (Federal Correctional Institution) which are also broken up into several security levels from low, medium, and high. After the FCI lows come the minimum security facilities known as camps known as FPCs (Federal Prison Camps). The camps are the lowest of the low and have more freedoms. Most don't have a fence around them and to be an inmate their you can't usually have violence on your record. Camps are where you go if you are close to getting out or receive a short sentence. A lot of those people who receive short sentences received them because they snitched or committed a small time crime. As your sentence moves along your level drops and you are transfered to a lower security level prison. If you have no violence on your record you eventually make it to a camp. I never had to spend time in a USP because I had no violence on my record. When in the FCIs it's all about respect and staying away from the gangs, owing money, and the COs (correctional officers). When you first enter you keep to yourself slowly judging who are the right people to start hanging with and once you establish some friends you'll blend right in. If you are the type of person who talks loud, acts up, is annoying you are going to get smashed. If you have no discipline and you start running up gambling debts you can't pay your going to get smashed. If you walk around like your a bad ass your getting smashed. If you let people disrespect you then your in for a rough time. If your a snitch and you get sent to an FCI or USP and you get found out your in for a rough ride. Camps are full of snitches and the people who haven't snitched are nearing their release so it's not worth receiving more time for beating a snitch down. You usually have to have less than 10 years left to be at a camp and the majority of the population will have less than 5 years. At FCIs and USPs you will be with people who have life sentences or longer (yes longer meaning people who have for example "life plus 30 years") and in the feds life is life. Judges will give people life plus how many ever years so that in case while incarcerated an inmate can get an appeal and get one of his charges dropped he will still have to do the other time and either way they will have to spend their life locked up. So what does a person have to lose when sentenced to 20, 40, life plus? They will beat down or kill anyone that disrespects them whether it's another inmate or a correctional officer. In camps since people have shorter time left it's a lot less likely that you'll get stuck or given a bath with a bowl full of boiling baby oil fresh out of the microwave, but fights and beat downs still happen all the time. Unless you go to one of the max USPs where you will be locked down 23 1/2 hours a day and 30 minutes of rec time then county time will most likely be some of the worse time you'll serve. At least where I'm from the county jails have the worst food, commissary, facilities, etc. Now there was much more violence in the prison than in the county but that violence helps keep order. Most people who have spent time in USPs, FCIs, and FPCs prefer the FCIs or USPs over the camps because there is more order and the population is made up of much more cunning, intelligent, disciplined individuals. It goes like this people who have large sentences committed larger crimes and getting to the level they did usually meant they had avoided LE, along with being apart of a operation that pulled in large amounts of money. With the feds the higher the security level usually the higher level of intelligence and wealth of the prison population. I've never been around so many millionaires and intelligent people per capita till entering the federal prison system. You'll be side by side with killers, mafia, top level gang and cartel members, big time growers, smugglers, dealers, embezzlers, and people charged for tax evasion ect. If you are a good listener you can learn more than you could ever imagine.
 

bicycle racer

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one thing to know at least if in socal is dont take a county lid over 18 months in prison the prison time is easier than county time at least down here especially if your a wood. county jail blows(m.c.j.)(twin towers) i hope it burns to the ground :fire:
 

Happy Stranger

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just read this whole thread, some abs. harrowing shit here. mad respect to those of you who've had to go through doing time, and rep to the creator of one of the most impt threads on rollitup
 

doublejj

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I have over 22 years behind the walls of Folsom Prison.
See my self-intro post for details.

One of the scariest cats I ever ran into in there, was 'Bubbles'.

Bubbles was about 6'5" and pumped & cut. Massive!

I noticed all the other inmates pretty much stayed away from him most of the time. They would make refrence to "blowing bubbles" and then laugh out-loud. It took me a while to get the whole story.

You see, Bubbles was as queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was a 'leather queer' from San Francisco, in prison for killing another guy in a park in SF during 'ruff-sex'. He choked a guy to death while fucking-him! This is what Bubbles did for recreation BEFORE he came to prison!

He hit the weigh pile hard when he got to prison and got even bigger! Bubbles biggest fun was getting a new celly!

Bubbles like to forcebly TAKE it from them. He liked it, the more they fought back! If they screamed-out, Bubbles would hold their head in the toilet and make them "Blow bubbles" until they quieted down. (I think he now works for the Federal Gov. teaching the finer points "Waterboarding"!)<---a joke!

There were untold number of stories of his new celly's showing-up looking like a drowned rat at the cell assignment Sgt's desk, asking for a cell change first thing in the morning. Rumors were you'ed be stunned by the number of real heavy-hitters that were on Bubbles list!

He could be found every morning down at R&R (Recieving & Release) where new busses would arrive with new inmates and one's leaving would pick up their property. He would look eagerly over the new ones & bid a fond farewell to some of his favorites!

Ads a whole new meaning to "blowing bubbles".


doublejj
 

GrowSpecialist

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Great story, doublejj... and well told. It only has ONE flaw. Convicted felons are not allowed to work for the government. It was very entertaining though.
 

mane2008

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Originally Posted by Cheese x Kush
My advice is keep any bottle corks they might just save your asses Virginity



bra rape doesnt go down in prison like pple say it does.
You know how many fags are lined up with they pants hanging off their ass waiting to take it in da ass?
 

doublejj

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Convicted felons are not allowed to work for the government.

You are kidding right, who told you that? I know lots of ex-felons that work for the government. There's no blanket exclusion of felons from gov. jobs.

I know Doctors that practice Medicine inside prisons and cannot write prescriptions due to probationary licenses. Several of them, ex-felons practicing medicine for the gov.

However my remark about 'waterboarding' was done tung-in-cheek. I have no idea where Bubbles is now (heads-up to those in the bay area!)lol!

But rest assured, Bubbles definitely existed.
 

GrowSpecialist

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You are kidding right, who told you that? I know lots of ex-felons that work for the government. There's no blanket exclusion of felons from gov. jobs.

I know Doctors that practice Medicine inside prisons and cannot write prescriptions due to probationary licenses. Several of them, ex-felons practicing medicine for the gov.

However my remark about 'waterboarding' was done tung-in-cheek. I have no idea where Bubbles is now (heads-up to those in the bay area!)lol!

But rest assured, Bubbles definitely existed.
What I meant was that MOST (of not ALL) government jobs will do a background check prior to hiring. If your background shows that you have any felonies, they will NOT hire you. However, Its possible that there are the rare government jobs that won't do a background check. So basically, aside from the rare occasion, felons will not get a government job... and if there ARE still positions available with the government which don't require background checks, they are very menial and laborious jobs (like mowing the lawn of the courthouse and other government properties). Still, I'd be inclined to believe that THEY would even require a background check these days.
 

doublejj

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It's much less restricted than you think, I think a full 1/4 of the people working at the un-employment office are ex-fellons! lol!

You do know D.U.I. is a felony right?
Do you think the gov. fires every employee that gets a D.U.I?

Most of the janitors that clean gov. buildings at night are ex-fellons. They trained in Prison!

doublejj
 

Crumbles

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my pops said he got by in prison by gambling and fucking people over. he said he saw some guy get his neck pretty much gutted cause he stepped on this big homo black guys bitch.

"the most blood i ever saw in my life"

pretty twisted stories he can tell.
 

korvette1977

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They call our county jail "The Hotel" or the country club.. Its got carpet . big screen T,v, Soda, Salad bar (in GP) Phones (collect) a huge library, state of the art gym and workout gear.. been there once 10 yrs ago 44 days .. it was a nice rest
 

Crumbles

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theres one in a another county called sneedville. bunch of cousin fuckers over there its like the movie wrong turn and im not even joking. they let you work in the grocery store next door. and shop for their own food and they get visits from the ladies.
 
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