Padawanbater2
Well-Known Member
Well, it's overall a really nice place, we've got running water in every single city, electricity to spare, gas on every corner to get us to wherever we need to go, the freedom to choose what we want to do with our lives, who we want to do it with, and where we want to do it. The people couldn't be friendlier, happier, or more intelligent. Employment is on the rise, homeless, teen pregnancies, STD's, drug use, all on the fall. The police do an excellent job of protecting the civilians and have an unprecedented track record at quelling violence. The politicians main priorities are the issues which affect the majority of people globally, not just American citizens, and their track records reflect having their best interests in mind. The food is 5 star, which has always confused me because it's also listed as the healthiest food people can eat... which makes sense when you look at the overall obesity statistics.. Corporations successfully manage their own pollution, banks don't charge $13/month simply to have a checking account, everybody recycles.. I can't think of a better place to live than the United States of America!
OK... for real though..
OK... for real though..