" I am the chosen one "

Bow down before my orange splendor.

captainmorgan said:

Bow down before my orange splendor.


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Rednecks think he is hilarious.

I'm even considering giving myself the Medal of Honor, that's how special I am.

15 months out from being the unchosen one.


Then watch the conspiracy theories fly.

"15 illegal voters"
"The machines were rigged"
"Google changed 20 million votes"
"I'm not leaving"
"Don't you know I'm god"

Heretic, you shall feel my wrath.

tangerinegreen555 said:

15 months out from being the unchosen one.


Then watch the conspiracy theories fly.

"15 illegal voters"
"The machines were rigged"
"Google changed 20 million votes"
"I'm not leaving"
"Don't you know I'm god"

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You forgot "Hillary's emails".
He's too dumb to be the anti-christ...

His brain is fucking soup

Silence, I shall bring a plague upon your house.

UncleBuck said:

His brain is fucking soup

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What gave that away? Signing everything with a huge marker like a kindergartner?

I shall smite the non believers with my tiny fists.

tangerinegreen555 said:

15 months out from being the unchosen one.


Then watch the conspiracy theories fly.

"15 illegal voters"
"The machines were rigged"
"Google changed 20 million votes"
"I'm not leaving"
"Don't you know I'm god"

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Haha, you are so right, that is going to happen I can see it. I guess we won’t hear him shut up until the day he dies. What a pest.

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

Haha, you are so right, that is going to happen I can see it. I guess we won’t hear him shut up until the day he dies. What a pest.

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Don’t forget the media pushing a recession while being totally against him.

Thou shalt bring the little children unto me so that they may know thy gods special love with the blessing of the little toad stool.

captainmorgan said:

I'm even considering giving myself the Medal of Honor, that's how special I am.

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Haha! You crack me up. I can totally see Alec Baldwin saying that as Trump.

The Gram Reaper said:

What gave that away? Signing everything with a huge marker like a kindergartner?

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Did you ever see his signature?
I find it hilarious, like it takes up a quarter of the page.
Someone should do an analysis of it.
Oh, that's right they did, and it's consistent with a egomaniacal fuck nut.
Google it.

hotrodharley said:

Don’t forget the media pushing a recession while being totally against him.

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Like every major economist in the world is essentially predicting an upcoming meltdown, but #shitforbrains ignores them, and just blames the Fed.
China, one way or the other, and they have a lot of others, is going to destroy Trump, and now they are on a mission.
Good for them
It's just too bad that America itself is going to be the one fucked the hardest.

Be Best!

Abomination of Desolations

It's Wednesday night. All evangelicals should be in church.

dandyrandy said:

It's Wednesday night. All evangelicals should be in church.

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Listening too this (can u imagine?)