I cant roll a joint

I learned to roll when I had poor grade crumbly brick weed as a youth. We'd moisten it a bit by adding a drop of water to aid in the process of rolling. I learned using the dollar bill method, and can really crank them out now. I still roll with a bill and I've also added a "filter" and make them a bit conical. It's a breeze using fresh grade A, you just control the burn by how tight you roll it.
I'd say try it using a bill. There's some vids on youtube. Good Luck!
 
UncleBuck said:
ok, we get it.

you can stop changing your avatar so often and constantly trying to talk up your experiences with women.

it is completely obvious to me that you have latently homosexual desires and only by going overboard in the opposite direction can you quell your cognitive dissonance.

btw urca, just get a joint roller. $3 or so and a perfect joint every time.
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thanks for your 2 cents fuckface lol .... it meant alot to me
 
The Wiz Khalifa method lmfao!

fold it once, fold it twice, fold it thrice.

twist it, bite it, light it.

That's how you roll a joint, with Wiz Khalifa.
 
Urca said:
Ugh so for the most part, I always either smoke out of pipes, or blunts. I can make a blunt happen, but for some reason joints escape me. Ive been trying and trying but nothing I do seems to work. When I finally get it rolled, its not tight enough. And thats if I even manage to get it rolled! Help, cause youtube isnt helping me at all.
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Don't worry, I'm in the same boat lol. Except I can't roll blunts either >.> Within 2 weeks of trying weed me and my friends threw on a bong and I've never really been a fan of pipes. Water pieces and vaporizers are what's up in my opinion, but I'm not usually mobile when I'm smoking, I smoke then go mobile lol. You have inspired me to buy a pack of zig zags today though to try to learn how to roll a mean joint. That way if I'm stranded somewhere with weed but no piece I can always roll a joint if I can buy papers :D.
 
Urca said:
Ugh so for the most part, I always either smoke out of pipes, or blunts. I can make a blunt happen, but for some reason joints escape me. Ive been trying and trying but nothing I do seems to work. When I finally get it rolled, its not tight enough. And thats if I even manage to get it rolled! Help, cause youtube isnt helping me at all.
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I'm the other way. I can't roll a blunt (But I've never tried, my sister can do it, and I just buy papers, same price more paper) But I can roll a joint.

Joints are EASY.

I want to make a tutorial for that now, since there are probably plenty of chitlens on youtube that can't roll one :)
 
Hand rolling is a dying art. I keep seeing people using cardboard, filters, money, rollers...I grab a paper, grab some weed, and roll it. Knowing how to roll a joint is (to me) an essential part of stoner education. A hand rolled joint can be produced anywhere, at any time, and it makes a neat party activity.

I can't count how many people I've met just because I was the only one in the whole place who can roll out a joint like a filterless cigarette without any mechanical help.
 
Orithil said:
Hand rolling is a dying art. I keep seeing people using cardboard, filters, money, rollers...I grab a paper, grab some weed, and roll it. Knowing how to roll a joint is (to me) an essential part of stoner education. A hand rolled joint can be produced anywhere, at any time, and it makes a neat party activity.

I can't count how many people I've met just because I was the only one in the whole place who can roll out a joint like a filterless cigarette without any mechanical help.
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'That's crazy. Everyone in Texas knows what's up :)
Everyone is so broke, we have to get Roll-your-own cigarettes a some point :)
 
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