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Ursus marijanus
I would invoke rule 34 but I imagine you know it.This isn't that kinda site. Pornhub. Cannabiskunt.. that's my name.
Just kidding. Seriously. But if there is a porn with that name, please let me know .
I would invoke rule 34 but I imagine you know it.This isn't that kinda site. Pornhub. Cannabiskunt.. that's my name.
Just kidding. Seriously. But if there is a porn with that name, please let me know .
Thank you...I love this site. And there's much more to my pride than being giddy over a small harvest. I'm triumphant over other shit, and growing and reading and making buddies was my outlet for distraction of shit no one really gives 2shits about except me. Let's just say, I haven't murdered anyone and I'm living a much better, comfortable and happy life because of a few silly pot plants and an acre of rather beautiful various gardens.You did okay for your first time. Don’t do it a second time. Then it looks bad on you.
Bud rot. Worms. Over handling. That alone will turn your trichomes colors. Even at 6 weeks. It’s really best to let the plant from the naked eye look done before you get into the micro shit. But again congrats to a first time harvest. That’s fucking rare. I’m not even a first time harvester. Prolly 3 tries before succeeding myself. But I started at 16 as well. Didn’t have much more than old heads from the 70s to help. USE THIS SITE on a weekly journal. Listen to the seasoned vets here. You’ll be fine next outing.
O.M.F.G that's fkn awesome. That's not me tho. I feel so unoriginal now.
Hahahaha...omg, killing me.I would invoke rule 34 but I imagine you know it.
Go pour yourself a new glass of soyi like her energy...nice addition to the typical rancid testosterone stench around here
...i got nothingGo pour yourself a new glass of soy
I'm so lost. My cousin's name is Chad and I beat up a bully named Chad in first grade. I think I'm gonna name my scraggly sad photo outside Chad. But I am not showing you guys. I'd rather show you my boobs.I have my atlas open. Where is Chadion?
Yeah, I got nothing either....i got nothing
bongula 1 mudballs 0
i like dank i aint pushin back. i submit he wins.it was funny.Yeah, I got nothing either.
Bongula now has 2, mudballs, I was counting on you...
I encourage this behaviorI'm so lost. My cousin's name is Chad and I beat up a bully named Chad in first grade. I think I'm gonna name my scraggly sad photo outside Chad. But I am not showing you guys. I'd rather show you my boobs.
Well I'm a dumbass...that was 33g off one plant. I thought my bF brought both out of the drying area. I have a whole other plant. Still not gonna have a stupendous harvest...but derrr ta derrr...First I’ll be honest and say you suck at taking pictures. Second those were pulled way too early more then a week looking at the one with your head in it. 33 Grams for two plants is well not much of anything. But good job getting to that point.
are you planning on an indoor grow next? You have much to learn.
the only boobies that will earn are likeNo way the trichomes were the right color on...this
Are you goin to smoke that?...I thought you trimmed it?View attachment 4960900
Man thats disturbing...haha
I forgot one plant in my drying room...that one gave me 52g. So all in all close to 90g...would you be happier with 90g first grow with 2 week early harvested autos?Nah just keeping expectations in reality. With outdoor your should be able to easily pull a good chuck of weight with little to no effort. doing an outdoor plant and getting 33 grams even if I didn’t touch it would make me sad. Outdoor is a set it and forget it for me until it’s ready to come down. She got bad advise from the start from her “grower friend” and hurt her a lot. I don’t care if your high tech low tech or flat out ghetto realistic expectations are needed so you can have a benchmark. Plus for not being an old man with a flip phone she’s pretty bad at taking pics unless it’s selfie mode lol.
Hahahahaha, yes, the chef.That "derr ta derr" above reminded me of this guy for some reason...
We all can, and then there's thatYou realize I can hear you , right?
That one was actually what my bf did and I got a big attitude for "retrimming". On my second plant I did it solo. I didn't even know I had a second in there bc he handed me the jar and I assumed it was both plants. I got another 50g off it. I trimmed it now, that was what he plucked. My fingers are sticking to the keyboard. I have a 30x magnifier and they were milky and some amber. I swear. I am gonna smoke it. It smells good. It was pretty before I harvested it...it was being attacked and being a virgin I didn't see another option. I think I might've over dried it. I'm not really sure what to do about that other than add a packet of that humidity stuff....No way the trichomes were the right color on...this
Are you goin to smoke that?...I thought you trimmed it?View attachment 4960900