I Have A BIG BIG PRoBleM!!!!!!!!!!

Ok a couple weeks back me and my chick got in to a argument and the people from across the street called the cops me and my chick didnt even know so i had left so the cops wouldnt come i had just got some seeds and i had a jar wit some bomb purple dank i was gonna take them back to where i have my spot wit the ladies but instead i stoped at a homies down the street to blaze one up we were chillin then i realize i did not have my phone i left it in the car to charge i told him hold up on that so i ran back to my car and i had took the jar with me so i can put it up while i was running i was already high i didnt even notice that the stupid assholes were up the street from where i was....not paying attention i dropped my weed in my seat grabed my phone and when i looked up i saw them fuckers i was not thinking to grab my weed again i locked my doors and ran back in the house to tell him to put that joint out looked at my phone my chick was blowin up my phone to tell me that someone called the cops well i watched them thru the crack ot the door as they pulled up my friend lit a cig i had walked outside and they areseted me and they searched my car and found my seeds i had alot of them like 6snowland 5dark devil, 3black kream, 3la chocolat, 3redpoision, 4 purple la, 3emdog, 6la affie and some of the freeones i had just got emdog and la affie but anyways they found the seeds and weed so the went up the block so they could give my chick my keys car and since the found the seeds they went to my house and the scared my chick to consent to search the house they searched and the found 1 plant i dont have anything there but bell peppers cucumbers pumpkins and watermelons plants and on top of that they did not find the plant on my property my chick mom threw it in the dumpster they had seen the trail of from the pot on the porch to the dumster and the cop got her for tampering wit evidence i got a spot with like 8 plants what should i do get rid of them they are got good size buds on them they are also auto i have 4 photos what i am veging at the same spot i dont want them to kick door or anything cause i got thousands and thousand worth of equipment i have a blackdog 3 prosource led fans co2 meters everything and i dont wanna lose it but also i got ladies bout to be ready here soon i say aug 22 would be about that time on a couple of them and first of sept on the others then the photos i can give to my cousin i just dont wanna lose none of it weed or equipment do u think there watching me what should i do also i bail out of jail this happened about 2pm i didnt get out til 3am i dont work i just got laid off from budwieser my chick dont work she goes to shcool my kids stay here wit me when she goes to school everyday would the cop think something cause we both have iphone i got big tvs my car is not the best and i had 200 dollars on me when i got arested they asked if i grew i told them no i collected the seed i live in texas and they are assholes here can some one help steer me down the right road

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about a pound.

Another problem you are going to have is getting someone to read your wall of text. Good luck chief.

also, add cal mag.

U shuld be fine bro dont trip and also dont ever let a cop search ur shit without a warrent. School ur chick on what to say next time dont even talk to them just ask them "am i being detained or am i free to leave" dont let them fuck with you!!

You actually read that post? Can't people just use punctuation...please, do it for the children

Lol yes i scaled the huge wall of words.

Give it another 2 weeks. You want 50% cloudy

It's a riveting story! I read the whole thing...

Man, that sucks. Try not to fight with your girlfriend so loudly that neighbors ACROSS THE STREET can hear and call the cops. Good conflict resolution skills are important in life, for many reasons. One of them is so that you don't draw unnecessary attention when you've got little bits of marijuana around -- some seeds, a joint, a plant on the porch, etc. And you live in Texas.

IMHO - if the 8 budding plants you have are not on your property, then don't do a thing. Change your visitation schedule and make sure you're not being observed. Leave the equipment in your basement or wherever it is. And stop fighting so loudly that people call the cops. If you keep drawing attention to yourself, some of that attention is going to be unwanted.

Other than that, it sounds like you have an appearance date for the current charges -- hopefully it's a first offense and you can get a public defender who will get the charges dismissed for some technical reason or get you just probation with community service, or something like that.

stopped after "wit"

tried reading it my eyes kept going all blurry, now I don't know if that is related to what I did earlier or not.

Im pretty high so I found myself reading this story, it was pretty funny then again not really. Couple tips, you can never be too careful. Stop being careless especially when you are arguing with your girl outside for everyone to hear wouldn't you expect someone to call the cops, and then to throw your jar of weed on the car seat lol, n the seeds were prolly sitting out aswell? I always thought if you were busted with some seeds they take your house or your car for like intent to manufacture and sell or something.

hmmmm, not sure if texas has legal medical marijuana, but move to a state that has a medical marijuana and tell them to fuck off. The whole situation sucks good luck.

He wasnt growing true dank .
Otherwise him and his old lady would of been too stoned to be fighting.
Hard to yell with a mouth full of oreo's . Grow better weed and this problem will be eliminated.



And i agree with the cal-mag comment
i supplement with every watering with a small amount

Your girl is a drama queen. Yer neighbors are dicks. Should've left the seeds in the fridge. Also learn Yer rights my dude.

Oh I just read thru that jumble of words. I saw you have kids. Best to bet that the state might come for the kids.

I can tell you this... The OP's post is false.

but anyways, they found the seeds and weed.. so they went up the block so they could give my chick my keys car.

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Who the FUCK has ever gotten to keep their car after the cops found drugs and made an arrest??? NOT ME!
They would have impounded the vehicle and NOT given the keys back. RIGHT?
States That Have Decriminalized The following states have passed laws decriminalizing marijuana. Typically, decriminalization means no prison time or criminal record for first-time possession of a small amount for personal consumption. The conduct is treated like a minor traffic violation.

• Alaska
• California
• Colorado
• Connecticut
• Maine
• Massachusetts
• Minnesota
• Mississippi
• Nebraska
• Nevada
• New York
• North Carolina
• Ohio
• Oregon
• Rhode Island
• Vermont

Do you see texas on there?

I honestly tried to read OP's post. Sorry; I got about half way and lost it.

i hate when people say a post is fake because the way things happened isnt how 'they' thought it shouldve went...

the kid has bag of seeds and a jar with prob less than an oz. id say hes prob low 20s in age and they found a single plant which someone tried to hide...

cops prob thought the kid was an idiot and not a full scale drug king pin. he didnt post his charges but he prob is stuck with a felony charge and other person involved who moved plant also got charged for getting involved...

to the OP, come on man, seriously left your jar on the seat to car in the open? your girl most likely told them what you had which made them go looking cause thats what spiteful girls do... go to your other place at night time to finish out the other girls and call that a day for alittle while. also, if your kids live in same house with plants its a no brainer to throw them in garbage.