I have to stop smoking pot

I've got a job interview coming up in about 3 weeks and it will include a piss test. So I'm having to lay off the weed til after I get the gig. That's gonna suck big time cause I use it as sleep meds. So Sunday night will be my last time til I get the job. What sucks is I have 6 Super Lemon Haze, some of which is in flower, 8 barely rooted SLH clones in hydro, 2 Maui Wowi, and 4 Kushes. Oh well, you do what you gotta do.

all you have to do is go to a smoke shop and they sell a drink that looks liek gatorade and it clears your system in an hour i think

potpimp said:

I've got a job interview coming up in about 3 weeks and it will include a piss test. So I'm having to lay off the weed til after I get the gig. That's gonna suck big time cause I use it as sleep meds. So Sunday night will be my last time til I get the job. What sucks is I have 6 Super Lemon Haze, some of which is in flower, 8 barely rooted SLH clones in hydro, 2 Maui Wowi, and 4 Kushes. Oh well, you do what you gotta do.

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I'm pretty sure cannabis stays in your system for months.

Months??? lol, maybe if they check the root of your hairs

no weed is like 2 weeks maybe 5 if your fat

Less than a week for people who haven't smoked in a long time. The longer your break is, the shorter it stays in your system

obamasmokesweed said:

no weed is like 2 weeks maybe 5 if your fat

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i heard the same thing. skinny people metabolize the thc much quicker than people with a little heft.

obamasmokesweed said:

no weed is like 2 weeks maybe 5 if your fat

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I took a piss test about a week after smoking weed, passed... I don't have much fat so i guess that helped.. This was also a piss test that my friend failed who drank the special drink, I think it was called "420"

i know a guy that quit for 6 weeks and still peed dirty, and this dude is in good shape. he smoked every day for years before he quit.

Don't waste your money on detox drinks, either use synthetic urine or save your money and just buy some b12 vitamins and creatnine, as that is basically all that is in those detox drinks. Some people will tell you to use niacin, but all that does is flush all water soluble metabolites out of your system. Won't help since the cannabinoid metabolites are stored in your fat. If you don't wanna use synthetic urine then drink a bunch of water before your test until you are pissing clear, then take the b12 and creatnine. The b12 will turn your urine yellow and the creatnine will help bring the specific gravity back to around normal (they tend to reject clear samples and make you test again, and when you dilute your urine the specific gravity changes and so if they test for that they will know something is up and make you retake it unless you take the creatnine and up the SG). If you go the synthetic urine route, I advise against getting the unisex synthetic urine as supposedly it can be detected. Good luck, and remember: before you try any technique, try it using an at home test first, get one of those fancy expensive ones that tests for things such as dilution to make sure you got your method down perfect.

like the post above me suggested.. synthetic urine is your goto! I had a piss test for a job to so i just went to my local smoke shop and bought a 30 dollar plastic flask of fake pee. wear some tight undies and put the lil vial near your balls and when you go to fill the cup pour the fake pee instead of whipping your meat stick out. I made it a point to get extremely high before my drug test just as a personal fuck you to the system. I passed with flying colors and you will to my friend. Good Luck

Three weeks is a little short, time frame wise. Essentially what you need to do is flush all the fats from your system. I'm not saying that you need to lose a ton of weight, but if you're serious about pissing clean, I'd exercise my ass off and eat a high protein low everything else (especially carb) diet everyday until maybe 72-48 hours before the test and then start packing on the calories. Like at least 8000-10,000 calories per day for 2-3 days until you test and that includes the test day. I know that sounds like a lot, but you first need to ditch as much fat as possible, where THC metabolites are stored, then shut down the remaining by forcing your body into a hyperstorage mode. I'd also recomend taurine supplements to help defat your liver during the exercise phase too. Otherwise, I'd invest in some synthetic urine and a prosthetic cock. Best of luck.

Dr.Nick said:

Three weeks is a little short, time frame wise. Essentially what you need to do is flush all the fats from your system. I'm not saying that you need to lose a ton of weight, but if you're serious about pissing clean, I'd exercise my ass off and eat a high protein low everything else (especially carb) diet everyday until maybe 72-48 hours before the test and then start packing on the calories. Like at least 8000-10,000 calories per day for 2-3 days until you test and that includes the test day. I know that sounds like a lot, but you first need to ditch as much fat as possible, where THC metabolites are stored, then shut down the remaining by forcing your body into a hyperstorage mode. I'd also recomend taurine supplements to help defat your liver during the exercise phase too. Otherwise, I'd invest in some synthetic urine and a prosthetic cock. Best of luck.

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Haha yeah good advice, if you dont wanna flush. Also drink a gallon or two of water a day.

Oh yeah, all that's in addition to the shit ton of water you'll need to be drinking... Have fun bud.

potpimp said:

I've got a job interview coming up in about 3 weeks and it will include a piss test. So I'm having to lay off the weed til after I get the gig. That's gonna suck big time cause I use it as sleep meds. So Sunday night will be my last time til I get the job. What sucks is I have 6 Super Lemon Haze, some of which is in flower, 8 barely rooted SLH clones in hydro, 2 Maui Wowi, and 4 Kushes. Oh well, you do what you gotta do.

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Yeah, but look at the bright side: The anticipation of smoking your weed again after you passed will make you soar like a birdie through your monotonous work routine.

I know people who pass here in California and some have suggested drinking cranberry juice the week before the test. You'll be fine, good luck. Get that job and celebrate with a fat bowl

Thanks so much guys!!!! Some great advice on here. I think the fake piss would be my first choice. I only smoke one bowl (usually 4 tokes) at night to help me sleep, otherwise I only get 1-3 hours of sleep, so it's not like I smoke just to get high - not that there is anything wrong with that; I just don't do that anymore. I'll do the diet thing, take the B12 and creatine; heck I might as well start working out again with that, LOL. The last 3 nights have been terrible; I haven't slept hardly 8 hours total because of missing my meds. I'm like a lof of you, watching our country go down the shitter as fast as DC can flush it, and it worries me a lot.

When I wasn't smoking I would drink a tall boy and some nyquil about an hour before bed, it helped but there is nothing like a good indica. Good luck man, hope it all works out

I hear ya man! I may go grab a case-o-beer. My current stash - and most of what I'm growing - is sativa. I've harvested about 20 plants (autos) this year and some are better than others but all sativa. Some of them really bring out the creativity instead of helping me sleep. I get super relaxed but can't shut my damn brain off; there will be a great idea to cross my mind, just right out of the blue, and I'll have to get up and type it in the computer so I won't forget it. I've got some awesome looking kushes that will be ready in about 2 more months; I can't wait for those!