It's really funny how you think you have to go LOOKING for trouble in order for it to find you. I don't call my gun by name or expect it to hop into my lap. You're obviously missing the point. People DO NOT name inanimate objects to beckon them. It's to create a sense of closeness to an object that cannot provide it. I don't snuggle with my gun. But by giving it a name I have just a little more care in what happens to it and what it will do for me when I need it. And you wouldn't need a gun why? Because your a trained fighter? I can fight sir. The gun is in no way compensating for the lack of ability. It's just a far more effective way to neutralize a situation you may not be able to get out of by talking a throwing a fist.
It's something like 92% of altercations are immediately ended when a gun a drawn. Doesn't even have to pointed. I say you don't own pistols.
Why would I say such a thing? Because your completely negative about every aspect of gun ownership...right down to the naming and showing pics of pistols online.