I need to poop!

a few cups of java and some gigs are garenteed to induce a shit outa me

drink some warm soda water to...yul shit like a chammpion lol

So this has turned into a DIY laxative thread ahah?

people would know even if u had depends on. it would smell. lol. sorry to be the bearer of bad news. i hope you didn't poop your pants. i live in so california too. it didn't make any sense

Sniff a line of bomb Cocaine.. . that will help.

just take a laxative lol. everyone says coffee, cigs, coke, how about a good old dulcolax?

funny thing is, he wasn't constipated, just stuck in traffic.

i just pooped... it was amazing.

Details please.

bigslama912 said:

i just pooped... it was amazing.

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I need to tell you what a dumb ass you are,,,,,,

Sounds like someone could use an Enema.

rawbudzski said:

sounds like someone could use an enema.

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who are you talking to raw

Is the OP the old See4? Remember that turtle thread?

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lostNug said:

Real bad.




Anyone else?

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quick question... after u guys take a shit do u wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? for some reason i have to do it standing up.

My Last one was "Big",,,But I alway's do courtisy flushe's,,,Unlike other pig's....LOL.....

a mongo frog said:

quick question... after u guys take a shit do u wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? for some reason i have to do it standing up.

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Than you better

wipe you cheek's that shit's spread's bro...Baby wipe's are a wonder on the road....

Damn,,,3rd post I think I'm truley a "shit Monger',,,,Goodnight all.

cannabineer said:

At my age, i really need to learn to no longer trust a fart. Especially while driving. cn

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don't be down, dude. i've shit my pants more times during my 20's than some middle aged people have their whole life. you win some, you lose some.

Yep wipe standing up. I think only girs can do it sitting down.

They also need to make some kind of ball/dick protecter cuz my dick and balls always hit the inside of the toilet and I hate that shit! Especially when its not ur own throne

that's gross Nug.

i am a girl and i stay seated. i am thankful i don't have to stand. i always wonder if a guy's penis would touch the water or bowl when he sits LOL