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bluntmassa1 said:
Well if you're really going to do it be smart look up how to tie a hangman's noose and be sure you have a decent drop so the neck breaks last thing you want to do is strangle to death it would hurt a bit do it right it will be painless. :bigjoint:

Or just say fuck work and grow some weed or if you are lazy go down to Mexico buy a bunch of oxy's or coke, heroin, etc. put it in your pooper take a bus and come see me I'll give you some cash. :bigjoint:
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This is NOT sound advice...

funny as all hell...but real BAD.

hahahaha
 
Flaming Pie said:
Honestly I really do not get the whole "Man up and join the military" mentality.

Military does not make a man. They are not your parents or a babysitter. Try to make them that and you will have problems.

A person makes themselves whatever they make themselves. Simple as that.
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you obviously have never been through any sort of military basic training. They are far from a parent or babby sitter. I understand your narrow view based on your husbands bad experience, but it is far from the norm and not any reason someone should not join the military.
Flaming Pie said:
OP has stated he has depression, laziness and rage issues.

Noone of unsound mind should join the military. It leads to problems either for themselves or for the people that depend on them be it in the field or on a base.
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Why is he depressed? because he gets fired quickly from every job he has ever had, well let someone give him a job based on his skill sets.

So it is laziness? If he recognizes he is lazy, why wouldn't he want to put himself in a atmosphere where that isn't a option.

Rage issues? Well let him find a constructive manner to release that rage in the form of MCMAP training. Let them pay for the help if it is that much of a serious issue. I don't think lazy, depressed or raged up are terms to be used to label someone of unsound mind. They should not lie during MEPS and let the military decide on good info if they are fit to enlist. There is a screening process you know, a two day event.
 
Flaming Pie said:
Damn. That post. Guy obviously needs some form of medication to help with his anxiety and lack of motivation.

Then again it may be because of increased estrogen. Overweight males produce excess estrogen, which affects their libido, mood, and energy level.

Start eating big breakfasts, moderately sized lunches and small dinners. Start looking at the calorie content of food. You would be surprised how much is in processed foods. If you are eating 800-1200 calorie meabottom are still hungry for more, something is wrong.

A man who does not move alot should restrict his caloric intake to 700 calories or so a meal. Try to eat the bulk of your calories in the morning and have something small for dinner. Sleep 8-10 hours a night. The weight will melt off.
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Today at about 2 pm I had a hamburger with no cheese and some popcorn I don't plan on eating again til late tonight, I find I lose more weight when I smoke for some reason. My weight fluctuates day to day about 2 weeks ago for example I weighed 186 for 5 days straight then I went back up to 192 my current weight, I don't like going to
places where there are lots of people I get very bad anxiety, I never told anyone this before but I always feel like people are after me when I'm like in a store or something, I always feel like people are looking at me, making fun of me, so this leads to me rushing whoever I'm with to finish shopping, I don't see myself as being too fat, I don't have a double chin or nothing like that but my gut is shaped like a bell, my brother has told me that my body looks uneven if you will, big in the middle thin on the very top and bottom he said it looks really weird that's why I get a chuckle while walking in front of a stranger it's like this if I have a shirt on you will see my love handles as clear as day , my weight
isn't as big of a deal to me as my actual life but now I'm thinking it should be.
 
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BDOGKush said:
I've heard of them straight refusing people for being obese but just looked it up, they've been granting more waivers for obese people in order to hit recruitment requirements. Weight used to be the main medical reason people were rejected for.
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If you can do the run in time, the situps in time, and the pull ups, you can weigh as much as you want. I would imagine there are a lot more intelligence waivers than physical waivers. The marines have standards, they usually will not waive physical fails, they will just not let you go to basic until you pass them.
 
Hazydat620 said:
you obviously have never been through any sort of military basic training. They are far from a parent or babby sitter. I understand your narrow view based on your husbands bad experience, but it is far from the norm and not any reason someone should not join the military.

Why is he depressed? because he gets fired quickly from every job he has ever had, well let someone give him a job based on his skill sets.

So it is laziness? If he recognizes he is lazy, why wouldn't he want to put himself in a atmosphere where that isn't a option.

Rage issues? Well let him find a constructive manner to release that rage in the form of MCMAP training. Let them pay for the help if it is that much of a serious issue. I don't think lazy, depressed or raged up are terms to be used to label someone of unsound mind. They should not lie during MEPS and let the military decide on good info if they are fit to enlist. There is a screening process you know, a two day event.
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You have not read many of this guys posts have you.

Read my posts again. My father was a military career man. Read my posts again in relation to your posts.
 
Hazydat620 said:
If you can do the run in time, the situps in time, and the pull ups, you can weigh as much as you want. I would imagine there are a lot more intelligence waivers than physical waivers. The marines have standards, they usually will not waive physical fails, they will just not let you go to basic until you pass them.
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No thank you i seen what happens to people who let the power of being a Sargent get to their head, my Older brother R is in the Marines last time he came to visit my younger brother went downstairs at 11:30 pm to get a soda, this still pisses me off to this day, my older brother goes downstairs really quick like someone broke into our house, asks my brother a couple loud questions and just punches him right in the jaw then proceeds to try to
nearly break his arm by the time this happens i am already downstairs I hit him with an old tire jack, since I knew I obviously could not take him with my bare hands knocked him unconcious after 2 good blows after that I always stuck with this opinion of the military "Fuck The Military. They turned my once kind and loyal brother into an arrogant asshole. My younger brother's feelings were incredibly hurt as well as mine it's really sad to see that your older brother that you looked up to has been completely brainwasjed
 
Iloveskywalkerog said:
No thank you i seen what happens to people who let the power of being a Sargent get to their head, my Older brother R is in the Marines last time he came to visit my younger brother went downstairs at 11:30 pm to get a soda, this still pisses me off to this day, my older brother goes downstairs really quick like someone broke into our house, asks my brother a couple loud questions and just punches him right in the jaw then proceeds to try to
nearly break his arm by the time this happens i am already downstairs I hit him with an old tire jack, since I knew I obviously could not take him with my bare hands knocked him unconcious after 2 good blows after that I always stuck with this opinion of the military "Fuck The Military. They turned my once kind and loyal brother into an arrogant asshole. My younger brother's feelings were incredibly hurt as well as mine it's really sad to see that your older brother that you looked up to has been completely brainwasjed
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Your whole family is fucked up. Damn man... at some point you're going to have to change things around in your life or its not going to end good for you.
 
Iloveskywalkerog said:
No thank you i seen what happens to people who let the power of being a Sargent get to their head, my Older brother R is in the Marines last time he came to visit my younger brother went downstairs at 11:30 pm to get a soda, this still pisses me off to this day, my older brother goes downstairs really quick like someone broke into our house, asks my brother a couple loud questions and just punches him right in the jaw then proceeds to try to
nearly break his arm by the time this happens i am already downstairs I hit him with an old tire jack, since I knew I obviously could not take him with my bare hands knocked him unconcious after 2 good blows after that I always stuck with this opinion of the military "Fuck The Military. They turned my once kind and loyal brother into an arrogant asshole. My younger brother's feelings were incredibly hurt as well as mine it's really sad to see that your older brother that you looked up to has been completely brainwasjed
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You will always be a loser. You are too young to realize what your brother was before he left, probably a arrogant asshole to begin with.Was he a drunk? on drugs, roids? could be the reason for his change in behavior also. Every boss you will ever have will let their power go to their head, this preconceived notion is probably why you cant hold a job.
 
Flaming Pie said:
...Then again it may be because of increased estrogen. Overweight males produce excess estrogen, which affects their libido, mood, and energy level...
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It also gives them bitch tits...

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