If you are in south Florida get the f@ck out now.

Grandpapy said:

Lets hope he can pull money out of his ass.

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That's the government's job and they'd do it just fine without him and his goons mucking up the works.

Understanding hurricane forecasts: making sense of spaghetti, cones and categories
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/09/05/understanding-hurricane-forecasts-making-sense-of-spaghetti-cones-and-categories/?utm_term=.ba97995e4518

BarnBuster said:

Understanding hurricane forecasts: making sense of spaghetti, cones and categories
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/09/05/understanding-hurricane-forecasts-making-sense-of-spaghetti-cones-and-categories/?utm_term=.ba97995e4518

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I could really get into some spaghetti cones right now.

_gresh_ said:

I could really get into some spaghetti cones right now.

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no kiddn', me too cept i'm on a low carb diet sucks

BarnBuster said:

no kiddn', me too cept i'm on a low card diet sucks

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Hurricanes bring out the best in our dietary needs. And that is just how it should be.

BarnBuster said:

Understanding hurricane forecasts: making sense of spaghetti, cones and categories
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/09/05/understanding-hurricane-forecasts-making-sense-of-spaghetti-cones-and-categories/?utm_term=.ba97995e4518

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I'm waiting for the Western.

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This guy is like spending two hours watching paint dry.

What's the upshot?

Still looking bad lots of water will come from the sea, probably storm surge on beaches. Quite a large area of Florida still in the crosshairs. Described as a nuclear storm.

ANC said:

Still looking bad lots of water will come from the sea, probably storm surge on beaches. Quite a large area of Florida still in the crosshairs. Described as a nuclear storm.

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They say it's the first major hurricane to hit Florida since 2005. When did I live in Florida? Yep- 2005...

Time to start writing your social security number on your body for easy identification.

ANC said:

Time to start writing your social security number on your body for easy identification.

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Yeah, when he said that one it made me do a double take. I can't think of a marker that would hold up though.

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Hurricanes bring out the best in our dietary needs. And that is just how it should be.

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LOL

ttystikk said:

This guy is like spending two hours watching paint dry.

What's the upshot?

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It's going to rain

Singlemalt said:

It's going to rain

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More accurately, rain is going to come down, the ocean is going to rise, wind is going to knock your shut down, and if you are stupid enough to ride it out in a low coastal area, write your ss number on your arm so they can identify your remains.

greg nr said:

More accurately, rain is going to come down, the ocean is going to rise, wind is going to knock your shut down, and if you are stupid enough to ride it out in a low coastal area, write your ss number on your arm so they can identify your remains.

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My darling, vulgarity is no substitute for wit!

Call out to emergency workers in the path of this storm. Brother is a firefighter and sister in law works in the emergency department (central Florida). They don't have the option of evacuating and whether their area is hit bad or not they'll be pulling some long shifts for the next week helping out wherever it's needed. GL m'fkrs, you're going to need it.

You guys heard about Osteen not initially opening up his mega church to help the poor Texans. I thought this meme was hilarious -

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You guys heard about Osteen not initially opening up his mega church to help the poor Texans. I thought this meme was hilarious -

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I'm not an fan of that asshole.

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You guys heard about Osteen not initially opening up his mega church to help the poor Texans. I thought this meme was hilarious -

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He didn't want to stain the carpet with those dirty climate refugees.