If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

Mad Hamish said:

Tubs are badass for mixing soil pre-cook mate. Can sterilise the hell out of them before you mix, and takes a few minutes to get clean. Note the sponge on stand-by in the back of the pic LOL... My wife, she doesn't like me doing this, half the reason I kept using it at least right there

Matter of fact, I now own at least a third of that bathroom... Soil, coco, perlite, Leca, sterilising liquids, mycos, pots, buckets, etc etc etc...

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Yeah, I could never win that battle with my wife. I have my trimmer, toothbrush, hair brush, body wash with scrubber and shampoo.

Oh I didn't WIN, par se... I am now on permanent dishes-and-windows duty. You take, you give I guess. And I have been getting hints that it is indeed now time to re-paint the house too. The tables will turn when the next crop comes in, oh yes, the Lazy Susan of life...

You never win fights with your wife. There's only degrees of losing, the objective is to keep your losses at a minimum, LOL. Peace out.

Landed here and saw your comment about degrees of losing fights with wife...Lmao,,
Gonna lay down now, been up all night lol.....peace

you wear sandals or flip flops so much your feet have tan/white patterns on them..

If this is your idea of porn...

Belle of Buds said:

If you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that money does indeed grow on "trees" then you might be a pot farmer.

Edit: @sohighifly, I LOVE your avatar. It makes me giggle every time.

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If you know money does not grow on trees, it grows on weeds, you might be a pot farmer.

If you wear sun glasses indoors, you might be a pot farmer.

MrEDuck said:

When you can give your wife a haircut with a pair of fiskars and she gets compliments on it.

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SO TRUE! This happened to me when my boyfriend cut my hair with the weed scissors!!!

sohighifly said:

If this is your idea of porn...

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Don't mind the fapping noises...nothing to see here...

sohighifly said:

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cheers!!
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kinetic said:

cheers!!
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Beautiful bud Kinetic.

if this is your favourite song.. you might be a pot farmer ![video=youtube_share;mYQHqLuWuig]http://youtu.be/mYQHqLuWuig[/video]

Sohighfly I love that avatar, it makes me smile a little everytime and it looks so real

fr3d12 said:

Sohighfly I love that avatar, it makes me smile a little everytime and it looks so real

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Thanks,speaking of avi's Critical your new one is funny as hell.

sohighifly said:

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love that Red Hook Pilsner.

If own half a dozen ph'ing tools, keep stock piles of soil, have a half dozen baggie sizes, use laytex gloves to pack and dump your trash, and pay more than average attention to city employees or commercial that work in the neighborhood, you might be a ganja farmer.

If you look through your window blinds at any strange noise, and double take anything looking remotely like police nearby very incognito like, If you are not at all accommodating to police, you drive the actual speed limit, and obey traffic laws, and wear sunglasses even for running out trash (so you can scan everything outside), if you can eye ball ph adjuster by simply pouring almost flawlessly into water res and get a reading of almost or exact 6.5, or hydro equivalent you might be a ganja farmer.

theexpress said:

if your electric useage is 5 or more times that of ur neighbors..... u might be a pot farmer...

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NOT FUNNY and I DON"T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

If you switch from one electric companies flex plan to another to keep cost down, you might be a pot farmer.