IF you were POTUS ...

Every President likes to look back at what he has achieved in their first 90 days. Some even, as part of their campaign explain what their goals are for the first 90.
If YOU were suddenly dropped into that job ...
what would your TOP THREE goals be for the first 90 days?

Make it two questions ... domestic and international.

Bang your mom
Bang your sister
Make you watch

Domestic:
1. Reinstate Obama era environmental protections.
2. Stop Russian election interference, executive order a agency to notify everyone that is currently being catfished by Foreign political trolls.
3. Reinstate DACA protections.

International:
1. Reach out and get a democratic nation proclamation about stopping foreign interference in elections worldwide.
2. Get back in Paris environment protection thing and get the congress to ratify it so that the next Trump doesn't just exit it again.
3. Rebuild the devastation in the South Korean relationship with our country.

So much more, these are a few of the lowest of the low hanging fruit.

1. Lock up Hillary
2. Get check from Mexico for wall
3. Bring back coal jobs

rkymtnman said:

1. Lock up Hillary
2. Get check from Mexico for wall
3. Bring back coal jobs

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Eliminate the deficit
5% gdp
Have my racist prostitute wife stop online bullies

Pay $130,000 an hour for hookers.
Deny I paid $130,000 an hour for hookers.
File bankruptcy often

(1) abolish the electoral college...
(2).....won't need a #2 see #1 above

Use foreign aid to pressure other countries to frame my opponents so that I can stay in office.
Apply sanctions on Iran
Use my business empire to launder Iranian oil money for a modest criminally high fee.

Fuck domestic politics. This country is great. I said so.

Pardon white collar criminals
Pardon my family
Pardon myself

1) Throw Bernie's Sanders in a retirement community

2) Legalize weed

3) Build an 18 hole frisbee golf course on the White House lawn

Trump spent his first 90 days and beyond trying erase a black man. I'd spend my ninety trying restore him.

mooray said:

Trump spent his first 90 days and beyond trying erase a black man.

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Which one?

1) Nuke Detroit and Chicago (just small 10 megaton tacticals, nothing really bad)
2) Arrest Hillary for treason,
3) Arrest Nancy Pelosi for ugly.

HashBucket said:

Which one?

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oh I get it you’re racist

HashBucket said:

1) Nuke Detroit and Chicago (just small 10 megaton tacticals, nothing really bad)
2) Arrest Hillary for treason,
3) Arrest Nancy Pelosi for ugly.

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oh I get it you’re scared of women

did this thread go how you hoped

blu3bird said:

1) Throw Bernie's Sanders in a retirement community

2) Legalize weed

3) Build an 18 hole frisbee golf course on the White House lawn

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Is there enough room to grow some weed as well as the frisbee course?

HashBucket said:

1) Nuke Detroit and Chicago (just small 10 megaton tacticals, nothing really bad)
2) Arrest Hillary for treason,
3) Arrest Nancy Pelosi for ugly.

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almost 24 hours to come up with a response and that's the best you got? pathetic.

Should be in children's section.

dandyrandy said:

Should be in children's section.

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It is

I would work with congress to limit the president's power and executive orders.

HashBucket said:

1) Nuke Detroit and Chicago (just small 10 megaton tacticals, nothing really bad)
2) Arrest Hillary for treason,
3) Arrest Nancy Pelosi for ugly.

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Yes, yes, we already know you identify with Trump's base of racist, misogynist uneducated white men.

MORE EVIDENCE THAT RACISM AND SEXISM WERE KEY TO TRUMP'S VICTORY
A new analysis finds attitudes about gender and race were far better predictors of support for Trump than personal economic woes.

a new scholarly analysis suggests Trump's instinct that racial prejudice drove him to victory is spot on.

"The 2016 campaign witnessed a dramatic polarization in the vote choices of whites based on (their level of) education," writes a research team led by political scientist Brian Schaffner of the University of Massachusetts–Amherst. "Very little of this gap can be explained by the economic difficulties faced by less-educated whites. Rather, most of the divide appears to be associated with sexism, and denialism of racism."