intentional pollination

I was wondering if like, when you see you have a female plant, just splooge a little on it and when it gets seeds plant the seeds and then like grow a half human half pot plant? And like it would probably be a girl too and you could date it. she would just be this HOT plant chick that you could pull buds off once in a while, she wouldn't be gross looking though but more hot like poison ivy from that one batman movie.

I mean she would kinda be your daughter or sister but I think the fact she would be made of pot makes up for dating her.

anyways...

why did you post this?

888 said:

I was wondering if like, when you see you have a female plant, just splooge a little on it and when it gets seeds plant the seeds and then like grow a half human half pot plant? And like it would probably be a girl too and you could date it. she would just be this HOT plant chick that you could pull buds off once in a while, she wouldn't be gross looking though but more hot like poison ivy from that one batman movie.

I mean she would kinda be your daughter or sister but I think the fact she would be made of pot makes up for dating her.

anyways...

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I just wasted thirty seconds of my life reading this senseless dribble.

buckettoker said:

why did you post this?

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probably as a humorous backlash at the amount of outrageous questions being posted on here lately

Yeah actually. This should have been a pleasant surprise to you guys! I mean theres only so many times you can tell a guy to split up his 20 sprouts into different containers.

How do some of these "Male or female?" threads continue getting responses months after the grower would physically have his answer. Really Its amazing.
Everyday when I check this forum there is a almost complete solid two pages worth of THE SAME QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER again by some new members.

It's one thing to not know how to grow but at least use the basic knowledge of internet forums and search for what you need. Most of you wouldn't even need to use the search feature as there is usually the same question just asked by someone two threads below yours. I know many just do it for that initial showing people pics but just start a grow journal then.

So anyways, what do people think of what I was originally was inquiring about. whoa, I spelled inquiring correctly. Thats hot.