It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

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panhead

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Thats one good thing about getting old,after a point getting laid isnt so important,not that i dont like it or cant get a raging hard on but it's been knocked down on the check list of important things to do today.

A couple weeks ago my wife was hinting around like she wanted to fuk so i asked her,she hem hawed around saying "sure if you do".I was like hmmmm.....Yeah i do but do you,we decided to have some ice cream & watch green acres on tv instead :mrgreen:
 
crazedtimmy

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ya like me i was trying to make this day work out for me, like i was going to ask out my friend and she was like sick all day or something,,,,fucking sucks....this day ended up sucking so mary J was my date tonight, GET BLUNTED!
 
crazedtimmy

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panhead said:
Thats one good thing about getting old,after a point getting laid isnt so important,not that i dont like it or cant get a raging hard on but it's been knocked down on the check list of important things to do today.

A couple weeks ago my wife was hinting around like she wanted to fuk so i asked her,she hem hawed around saying "sure if you do".I was like hmmmm.....Yeah i do but do you,we decided to have some ice cream & watch green acres on tv instead :mrgreen:
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a nice quite night instead????:spew:
 
jamiemichelle

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iblazethatkush said:
Yup, It's the day for lovers. And I'm not getting any love tonite. This thread is for the losers in the same boat as me. I'm just gonna get tore down instead. *Raises glass of Jack* Here's to us.
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F Love and F Valentines Day...

*raising glass back*





Ive never really celebrated the holiday anyways... but still... atleast it would be nice to get some D on this holiday!!!!
 
crazedtimmy

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jamiemichelle said:
F Love and F Valentines Day...

*raising glass back*





Ive never really celebrated the holiday anyways... but still... atleast it would be nice to get some D on this holiday!!!!
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just go straight shots, it will just hit you and you can pass out peacefully and wake up to a nice friday:D
 
jamiemichelle

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crazedtimmy said:
just go straight shots, it will just hit you and you can pass out peacefully and wake up to a nice friday:D
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Oh Im not trying to pass out just cuz Im alone...hahaha. I can still find entertainment.
Shots? Maybe. But my drank has two shots and it tastes yummy. So Im drinking it like its Koolaid. Ill be passed out in no time. HA.
 
crazedtimmy

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jamiemichelle said:
Oh Im not trying to pass out just cuz Im alone...hahaha. I can still find entertainment.
Shots? Maybe. But my drank has two shots and it tastes yummy. So Im drinking it like its Koolaid. Ill be passed out in no time. HA.
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NICE, well its all about personal taste, im chuggin 151...not so smart:D
 
jamiemichelle

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crazedtimmy said:
NICE, well its all about personal taste, im chuggin 151...not so smart:D
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Yes it is... I personally really dont care for alchy...but will def drink it when the bud is getting low... poor me.

Sorry you had a bad day! 151? Eww. Mine is 80 proof though and Im working on my third drink now. Sure Ill be pukin right along w ya.
 
iblazethatkush

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jamiemichelle said:
F Love and F Valentines Day...

*raising glass back*





Ive never really celebrated the holiday anyways... but still... atleast it would be nice to get some D on this holiday!!!!
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Yeah!!!! Fuck V-Day. I wish u were my valentine Jamie. But, Fuck it, I won't rememeber today, anyways. I'm drinking Tequilla and smokin Bud, and am on my 4th xanax. Today was a good day. Just too bad I didn't get any action today...Will you be my valentine then, Jamie? Since I don't have one. (Sorry I'm fuced up)LMao
 
mastakoosh

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speakin of valentines day. my woman was watchin tyra and they had a little skinny dude who was in love with like a 500 lb woman. he couldnt get enough of sex with her. he says instead of a boob man, he is a belly man. it showed footage in the bedroom with them with hardly no clothes on and her straddling his chest. she would pick her belly up with both hands and plop all her weight on him like a sumo splat. this dude couldnt get enough of this and it turns him on to no end. the final time she plopped down on him it seemed like the bed broke and her big ol ass got catapulted across the room lol.:spew::spew:
 
jamiemichelle

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mastakoosh said:
speakin of valentines day. my woman was watchin tyra and they had a little skinny dude who was in love with like a 500 lb woman. he couldnt get enough of sex with her. he says instead of a boob man, he is a belly man. it showed footage in the bedroom with them with hardly no clothes on and her straddling his chest. she would pick her belly up with both hands and plop all her weight on him like a sumo splat. this dude couldnt get enough of this and it turns him on to no end. the final time she plopped down on him it seemed like the bed broke and her big ol ass got catapulted across the room lol.:spew::spew:
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Lmfao.
 
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