Just wanted to get high - Instead I sat on a pair of pliers

krygor said:
This was a butt cheek trauma. No prison love going on round here.
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Thank god. Reading other people ask about penetration, and then seeing the blood....thought it was going to be an American Me moment.

That's so shitty, it would totally blow my smoking mood. I hope your ass gets well soon.
 
Obviously it sucks if I'm sitting down and I need to lean on the bad cheek to reach something but apart from that it's just fine. Now if only I could get me one of those flashy attorneys you see on the tv shouting "I want to get you the money you deserve" so we can take on the couching and hardware industries to procure reparations for their negligence.
 
krygor said:
Woman was one of the reasons I was in such a shitty mood :-|
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Aww really? Well...all the more reason she should help remedy the situation! lol, I used to see this guy, and sometimes I'd piss him off while he was working on something, and I could see that he was getting angry just in the way he would be working. Then he'd either fuck up or hurt himself and give me that accusing see-what-you-made-me-do? look. I usually had mercy on him...
 
Wikidbchofthewst said:
Aww really? Well...all the more reason she should help remedy the situation! lol, I used to see this guy, and sometimes I'd piss him off while he was working on something, and I could see that he was getting angry just in the way he would be working. Then he'd either fuck up or hurt himself and give me that accusing see-what-you-made-me-do? look. I usually had mercy on him...
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i assume you did that to him more than once...and yet you continued making him hurt himself...thas evil...really lol


also..sucks bout the ass thing i feel your pain though i sat on a broken bottle last year and sliced my ass cheek, it was gushing blood for awhile, had to get it stitched up sitting sucked for a long time.
 
lol, you know how I used to get at him? I'd compliment him. I'd tell him how sweet I thought he was, list the nice things he did for me, things like that. He'd get really pissy. "I am NOT sweet, I'm very tough and MANLY" then the big tough man would hurt himself and I'd have to baby him.
 
lmao thats funny, instead of hurting myself i'd just say thanks....saves me the pain, and having to take back how manly i am.
 
mattso101 said:
phew! You got me worried! I am glad your still an anal virgin!! It would have been a real bummer if you lost your ass virginity to a pair of needlenose. are you feeling better? whats the damage assesment. sorry bout the ass jokes
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You can't help it, you're Canadian. :lol:
 
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