Lame jokes that are hilarious

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happy420009

Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #1

The most groan-worthy but yet somehow hilarious jokes I've come across.

- What do raspberries do when they play instruments ? They Have A Jam Session

- Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He got tired of the hole thing.

- Why couldn't the flower ride a bike? The pedals fell off! Hahahahahahahaha

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A: I'll tell you later!

What is a cows favorite musical note?
a beef-flat..
Now that was a misteak




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happy420009

Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #2

Shit.. i'm so lame

 

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Kanye4president

New Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #3

 

Dogenzengi

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #4

Kanye is the Biggest Joke So Far, I can't Top his Lame Ass.

 

2paranoid

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #5

hahah OP you may like this video...there are 2 others with a similar theme by this dude but apparently I can only post one video per reply? LOL...his youtube channel is pretty good too lol

[video=youtube;xRyYqONTZs0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRyYqONTZs0[/video]

 

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anzohaze

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #6

Wanna here a dirty jok...... the pig fell in the mud the very first time I laughed for 20 minutes in prob 2nd grade

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Dec 7, 2013

• #7

knock knock..
who's there?
the interrupting cow..
the interrupting co... moooo..

 

rowlman

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #8

Why did the chicken cross the road.

Because road was the cross answer in the chickens crossword puzzle.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 7, 2013

• #9

Why did children need an adult companion to see the pirate movie?



it was Rated Aaaarr

 

MaryJaneAdvocate

Active Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #10

The awkward moment when you gently toss your phone and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat, lol

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #11

What's the longest word in a black mans dictionary? Sheeeeeeiiiiitttt!

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Dec 7, 2013

• #12

chewberto said:

What's the longest word in a black mans dictionary? Sheeeeeeiiiiitttt!

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oh sheeeit, and here i thought it was penis..
thank you, i'll be here all week, t shirts and cd's are available at the door on the way out..

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #13

Are you a koala-bear? Cause eucilptis dick!
Homemade pick up line!

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #14

racerboy71 said:

oh sheeeit, and here i thought it was penis..
thank you, i'll be here all week, t shirts and cd's are available at the door on the way out..

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Don't make jokes out of my jokes!

 

slowbus

New Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #15

chewberto said:

What's the longest word in a black mans dictionary? Sheeeeeeiiiiitttt!

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whats long black and smelly?


the unemployment line(i can say that,I'm unemployed)

 

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gioua

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #16

my favorite from my kid years..

Yarrgh!


A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

 

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gioua

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #17

How do your keep a new RIU user busy for more then 5 minutes?




















































?

 

SnapsProvolone

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #18

Killed my first turkey the other day. Folks at the supermarket were a bit suprised.

 

clint308

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #19

What's green and smells of pork ? Kermit the frogs finger....

What's the definition of discusting ? Kissing ya grandma and she sticks her tongue in ....

What's the definition of painfull ? Sliding down a 40foot razor blade using ya balls as brakes then landing in a pool full of paint thinner ....

How do ya make a flying fox ? Hit it with a truck ...

 

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gioua

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #20

clint308 said:

What's the definition of discusting ? Kissing ya grandma and she sticks her tongue in .... what's more disgusting this this? enjoying it..

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added to it..


How do you make a hormone?

add sand in your KY..


(sorry that was bad)