Malpropisms: What Have You Heard ..or Said?

"Let's let bye-byes be gone" ..said my eighth grade history teacher.

Just Be said:

Self-defecating humor

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Now that's some funny shit!

just remembered one from when I was a little kid that my parents still laugh about. one of my friends used to recite the pledge of allegiance as "...and to the Republic, for Richard Stamps..." they were corrected and almost got it right but still hilariously said ".. and to the Republic, for Witches stand.."

ilovereggae said:

.. and to the Republic, for Witches stand.."

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Which is basically true.

Would you like to go for a cladestine lunch next week?

"In order to install the Christmas lights on front of the house, we had to run a few different expansion cords out there."

I take a multivitamin and many supplements including ginko balboa.

Just Be said:

I take a multivitamin and many supplements including ginko balboa.

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Aaaaaaadriaaaaan! Have you seen my multivitamins?

Don't mess with him his hands are legal weapons...

A childhood friend of mine's dad died of psoriasis of the liver from drinking too much.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy...

Naval oranges, must be for sea men...

Rozgreenburn said:

Naval oranges, must be for sea men...

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My wife says Manda-reen oranges and refuses to change. I still love her.

The Abdominal Snowman

Let's sit around, drink beer and light a bomb fire.

Should of

When I was a very young kid, I couldn’t say my favorite actor’s name correctly. It was Arnold Schwartzeneggar. It came out sounding like something Archie Bunker would say.

My favorite from real life was when an auditor signed off an email with “I apologize for the incontinence.”

Just a tokin' of my extreme.

Just Be said:

At the very least, I was hoping that at least one person would have noticed my intentional misspelling of the word malapropism.

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That's hard to do when never hearing of the word. Do you think that there are similarities between malapropism and lapsus linguae ?