Mellow's Last Stand

MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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First things first I for one don't take but this is the Politics section as any excuse to be disrespectful! not to mention the cunts and assholes on Rollie do not only hang in this section
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I am voting this year for the write in candidate None of the Above (come back with some real options) and I would love to have a real thread with real people who debate with open ears and minds in order to move us forward.

I also am approaching this with the same openess and my word that my mind is changeable, and if you enlighten me to your guy I will vote for him so bring it on lol

bongsmilie
 
deprave

deprave

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MellowFarmer said:
First things first I for one don't take but this is the Politics section as any excuse to be disrespectful! not to mention the cunts and assholes on Rollie do not only hang in this section
:rolleyes:

I am voting this year for the write in candidate None of the Above (come back with some real options) and I would love to have a real thread with real people who debate with open ears and minds in order to move us forward.

I also am approaching this with the same openess and my word that my mind is changeable, and if you enlighten me to your guy I will vote for him so bring it on lol

bongsmilie
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I would urge you to cast your vote for yours truly, Deprave. Yes sir, Like Obama said in his commercial I will reduce the fuel that our cars consume by half but it doesn't stop there no sir, I will give you a job like Miseur Romney, but I will do even more than Obama and Romney have promised. I will give each and every person a free toaster, and what is a toaster without bread you ask? Well sir I will give you and your family a lifetime of bread to use in that toaster and with the money saved on fuel now that your automobile only uses half the amount of fuel and produces less emissions we will miracouslely become energy independent. With you're new shiny job you can afford things like healthcare and social security contracts, I will create social contracts of drones flying each every corner of this land bombing every boogeyman you can think of. We will search every outhouse, hen house, dog house in this great country and snuff out each boogeyman proving your family with safety. You can take comfort in knowing that I have your back and care about you. I will take money from only people you don't like and give it to pfizer so they can develop new wonder drugs with only minor psychological side effects and very little chance of death. Every little girl gets a free poney, and every little boy gets a a go-kart, for the children. I am Deprave and I approve this message.
 
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an11dy9

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MellowFarmer said:
First things first I for one don't take but this is the Politics section as any excuse to be disrespectful! not to mention the cunts and assholes on Rollie do not only hang in this section
:rolleyes:

I am voting this year for the write in candidate None of the Above (come back with some real options) and I would love to have a real thread with real people who debate with open ears and minds in order to move us forward.

I also am approaching this with the same openess and my word that my mind is changeable, and if you enlighten me to your guy I will vote for him so bring it on lol

bongsmilie
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Just to make sure I understand you correctly- You made up your mind that you're not voting for Romney or Obama and you want suggestions for a write in? Or are those two included in making your decision. If they are included- May I ask what state you live in? Actually, if you will, I just need to know whether or not your state is a "swing state". Either way I look forward to giving you some decent information! Oh and one more question... Anything near and dear to your heart? Immigration, Jobs & the economy, Medical Marijuana, Health Care, Wars, ect.--- I'm just trying to narrow it down a bit!

Sorry, I read your post again- You're not voting for either of the two above.:wall: Any area of interest?
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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I am following some great advice I wish I had in '08 and instead of using the Libertarian guy as my protest vote I am just going to be honest and write in None of the Above. It's much more positive imo than not voting because it is a pony show not a true election. If you can convince me that your guy deserve to be President then I will change my mind. Issues: They are all lying thugs who took every single freedom away except the religion one and i now live in a police state with state run media and fear being locked up for for growing a plant that tells cancer cells to kill themselves and they do.
 
Mr Neutron

Mr Neutron

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deprave said:
I would urge you to cast your vote for yours truly, Deprave. Yes sir, Like Obama said in his commercial I will reduce the fuel that our cars consume by half but it doesn't stop there no sir, I will give you a job like Miseur Romney, but I will do even more than Obama and Romney have promised. I will give each and every person a free toaster, and what is a toaster without bread you ask? Well sir I will give you and your family a lifetime of bread to use in that toaster and with the money saved on fuel now that your automobile only uses half the amount of fuel and produces less emissions we will miracouslely become energy independent. With you're new shiny job you can afford things like healthcare and social security contracts, I will create social contracts of drones flying each every corner of this land bombing every boogeyman you can think of. We will search every outhouse, hen house, dog house in this great country and snuff out each boogeyman proving your family with safety. You can take comfort in knowing that I have your back and care about you. I will take money from only people you don't like and give it to pfizer so they can develop new wonder drugs with only minor psychological side effects and very little chance of death. Every little girl gets a free poney, and every little boy gets a a go-kart, for the children. I am Deprave and I approve this message.
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Where's my free four-hand, ​happy ending massages?
 
Mr Neutron

Mr Neutron

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MellowFarmer said:
First things first I for one don't take but this is the Politics section as any excuse to be disrespectful! not to mention the cunts and assholes on Rollie do not only hang in this section
:rolleyes:

I am voting this year for the write in candidate None of the Above (come back with some real options) and I would love to have a real thread with real people who debate with open ears and minds in order to move us forward.

I also am approaching this with the same openess and my word that my mind is changeable, and if you enlighten me to your guy I will vote for him so bring it on lol

bongsmilie
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Why don't you vote for Gary Johnson? I wrote in Dr Paul in '08 and I'm not sure if my vote even got counted since McPain won the state. Before '08, I was a straight Libertarian ticket voter.
 
desert dude

desert dude

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deprave said:
I would urge you to cast your vote for yours truly, Deprave. Yes sir, Like Obama said in his commercial I will reduce the fuel that our cars consume by half but it doesn't stop there no sir, I will give you a job like Miseur Romney, but I will do even more than Obama and Romney have promised. I will give each and every person a free toaster, and what is a toaster without bread you ask? Well sir I will give you and your family a lifetime of bread to use in that toaster and with the money saved on fuel now that your automobile only uses half the amount of fuel and produces less emissions we will miracouslely become energy independent. With you're new shiny job you can afford things like healthcare and social security contracts, I will create social contracts of drones flying each every corner of this land bombing every boogeyman you can think of. We will search every outhouse, hen house, dog house in this great country and snuff out each boogeyman proving your family with safety. You can take comfort in knowing that I have your back and care about you. I will take money from only people you don't like and give it to pfizer so they can develop new wonder drugs with only minor psychological side effects and very little chance of death. Every little girl gets a free poney, and every little boy gets a a go-kart, for the children. I am Deprave and I approve this message.
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My opponent, the depraved one, has promised you a great many things. I will match every one of his promises AND I will give you a ten percent discount toward your next purchase at Desert Dude's Fabulous Diner, home of the world's largest helpings of everything delicious. Now, that's a deal that no obese American can pass up!

I would also like to point that my opponents self chosen name is "Deprave". That gives you considerable insight into his character. Do you want a depraved president? If you do, you might just as well vote for Obama or Romney.

My self chosen name is "desert dude", which is remarkably like "Dessert, dude?", which is once again an idea that no obese American can pass up!!!

I think you know which is the best choice for America, and the world.

"Dessert, Dude? - 2012"
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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Mr Neutron said:
Why don't you vote for Gary Johnson? I wrote in Dr Paul in '08 and I'm not sure if my vote even got counted since McPain won the state. Before '08, I was a straight Libertarian ticket voter.
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I fell out of love with the Libertarian American party's fuck the poor mentality I voted for Obama in '08 -He got his fair chance from me. Now I label myself Libertarian Socialist or Anarchist.
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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And I don't think anyone's vote has been counted since before the '04 - my goal of all this would be to have enough people voting the None of the Above from any ideology because we are all getting fucked hard so that all these people have a more common and concrete cause instead of letting them keep suceeding so brilliantly distracting us with pink hair and mass shootings. I want to see Don't Blame Me I voted for None Of the Above on Hummers and Prius and Mercedes everywhere in 2013!
 
Mr Neutron

Mr Neutron

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MellowFarmer said:
I fell out of love with the Libertarian American party's fuck the poor mentality I voted for Obama in '08 -He got his fair chance from me. Now I label myself Libertarian Socialist or Anarchist.
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Well then, vote for the Libertarian Socialist candidate or the Anarchist candidate... wait a minute... Libertarian Socialist? Ain't that one of them oxymorons?
I don't know what you mean by the "fuck the poor attitude" but I'm sure it's a misunderstanding.
 
FreedomWorks

FreedomWorks

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Mr Neutron said:
Well then, vote for the Libertarian Socialist candidate or the Anarchist candidate... wait a minute... Libertarian Socialist? Ain't that one of them oxymorons?
I don't know what you mean by the "fuck the poor attitude" but I'm sure it's a misunderstanding.
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It was Libertarian, Socialist, Or Anarchist. He can't decide if hes a leftie, or a rightie
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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cannabineer said:
(Imagine, oh just imagine, someone actually writing in "cannabineer" on the for-real national ballot!!!! cn)
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Well over at the haven FAB has nominated Donny who promises to make it illegal to not smoke weed. But dern i polar bears are adorable. What will you promise? to refreeze the ice saving not only polar bears but the whole entire world? I heard Donny cheats on his wife and doesn't attend church so there's a lot he can be defeated on. bongsmilie
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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Mr Neutron said:
Well then, vote for the Libertarian Socialist candidate or the Anarchist candidate... wait a minute... Libertarian Socialist? Ain't that one of them oxymorons?
I don't know what you mean by the "fuck the poLibertarian Socialism Not an oxymoron. In fact, the term "libertarian" was first used by a French anarcho-communist back in 1857 to describe himself (an anarchist). The modern term libertarianism (economic freedoms) was originally called liberalism. The term "libertarian" describes liberty (thus, the term is also used to describe metaphysical liberty within philosophy and metaphysics), and theor attitude" but I'm sure it's a misunderstanding.
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I hate labels. Libertarian Anarchist was changed to Libertarian Socialist due to the negative innacurate perception of anarchists :wall:

libertarian-A person who advocates liberty, especially in regard to thought or conduct. socialism-The belief that all property should be held by the state or in common. Since most libertarian socialists are anarchists they believe in property being held in common, meaning anyone can use what ever they want whenever they feel like it. Basically, while libertarian capitalists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person or property libertarian socialists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person, but not one's property since all property was originally founded on theft and relies

on state coercion. Without state coercion capitalists would have to create private organizations (basically, miniature states) to enforce property 'rights'. Libertarian capitalists ignore the fact that companies would monopolize land and exclude certain companies, eventually leading to vast tracts of private property that function like modern states do. see also: anarchism The Spanish anarchist revolution in the '30s and the Zapatista Revolution today are examples of people trying to achieve libertarian socialism.
http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=libertarian socialism
 
deprave

deprave

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desert dude said:
My opponent, the depraved one, has promised you a great many things. I will match every one of his promises AND I will give you a ten percent discount toward your next purchase at Desert Dude's Fabulous Diner, home of the world's largest helpings of everything delicious. Now, that's a deal that no obese American can pass up!

I would also like to point that my opponents self chosen name is "Deprave". That gives you considerable insight into his character. Do you want a depraved president? If you do, you might just as well vote for Obama or Romney.

My self chosen name is "desert dude", which is remarkably like "Dessert, dude?", which is once again an idea that no obese American can pass up!!!

I think you know which is the best choice for America, and the world.

"Dessert, Dude? - 2012"
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Who would you rather have dinner with? An alleged DEA agent? Or a great singer. Friends, this election isn't about issues, its about character, who can sing good, who you'd rather have dinner with, who has the best bedroom eyes, I could go on but I think deep down we all know.

I think its important to recognize that Desert Dude's Fabulous Diner discount is merely a discount. My toasters are guaranteed for life and completely free and they come with unlimited bread.

I am sure you all recognize whats most important in this election, free stuff and character of course, but there is a third factor. Super Human Magick Unicorn Powers, yes my friends, something my opponent is severely lacking in, not only will I reduce fuel consumption by an amazing 50% but I will grant policeman with the magical powers to stop every bullet or harmful object in its tracks in mere nanoseconds, yes my friends with my assault weapons ban you can be confident that even though only bad guys will have guns that a quick call to 911 and the operator will deliver a psychic charge immediently disabling the bad guys weapon and incapcitating him on the spot. Crime will be NO MORE!
 
deprave

deprave

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Mr Neutron said:
Well then, vote for the Libertarian Socialist candidate or the Anarchist candidate... wait a minute... Libertarian Socialist? Ain't that one of them oxymorons?
I don't know what you mean by the "fuck the poor attitude" but I'm sure it's a misunderstanding.
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the social anarchist candidate this year is vermin supreme.
 
deprave

deprave

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MellowFarmer said:
Libertarian capitalists ignore the fact that companies would monopolize land and exclude certain companies, eventually leading to vast tracts of private property that function like modern states do. see also: anarchism The Spanish anarchist revolution in the '30s and the Zapatista Revolution today are examples of people trying to achieve libertarian socialism.
http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=libertarian socialism
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Social anarchist and any lefty ignores that fact that there can not be monopolies in a free market, that governments are monopolies, and that they can have social anarchy in an anarcho capitalist society (its called a business plan). They are blind to the fact that we don't have a free market now so of course the private sector sucks balls and is corrupt as all hell in the world as it is today.
 
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