Midwest USA

I'll make them a batch of brownies instead...


"Thanks for your service, Mrs. Smith"

LOL, funny stuff, I can see the small town fuckers around here wandering around after a few brownies. Nothing like a stoned red-neck cop........

nothin worse than sober city cops

Yeah there is, sober county sheriffs... That wanna harsh your buzz.

so theres a new aide in springfield whos first job is to hire a contractor to build a fence.

he calls 3 contractors; one from peoria, one from carbondale, and one from chicago.

the cont. from peoria says "ill do it for a grand. 400 for material, 400 for my crew, and 200 profit for me.

the guy from carbondale says "ill do it for $800. 350 for material, 350 for my crew, and 100 for me."

the cont. from chicago says "ill do it for $2700."

shocked, the aide asked how he came to that figure. "a grand for me, a grand for you, and we hire the asshole from carbondale to do it!"




i love chicago

Funny stuff..........

ZIINNNGGGG


So what's the cost to be a senator? I forgot...

MrHowardMarks said:

ZIINNNGGGG


So what's the cost to be a senator? I forgot...

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bidding is ongoing, well keep you informed.

I want to know how Blago's impeachment cost 4 million dollars? Did those guys get paid extra (and I mean a hell of a lot extra) to come in and decide to oust him? I want a complete tally on this 4 million dollars, I just don't get it.


Pssttt - Blago was trying to get ahold of Oprah on that senate seat sale, I don't think he ever actually talked to her, but we all know what's in her bank account.

If Oprah ran, she'd probably be elected...


I want Springer back... He was our mayor once, then he paid for a hooker with a personal check


Whatever...




Who farted in here??

i'm in ohio. smoking on some chocolate stuff right now. it's amazing. it smells and tastes like a chocolate bar. i bought a half zip of it for 110.

Nebraska has miles and miles of weed growing and its not somebody crop, most people in neb use hydroponics to grow and clone

midwest thread dead for 5.5 years come on nowwwwwwwwwwww
we are alive and well and FLOURISHING
north coast represent