Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
sell her to Arabs...........she must be gone
sell her to Arabs...........she must be gone
okay so why did you start crying when your mom said she was looking for you lol maybe she left you cause you were crying like a little bitch. ." And so I could get her to get out to talk to me. So that hurt my feelins very bad so I start cryin, )
I agree page 2 is where it's at. I was all up on that page!Page 2 is where this thread is at! You guys made me want to go to college.
Flea Market Sex Toys?How about this,
Fuck the middle easterners
And fuck the Russians
Go to a flea market and head to the stand that sells sex toys and trade her for a fleshlight
Problem solved
Now you can fuck a piece of rubber until you find a girl
Haha yeah I wanna live where he's livin.Flea Market Sex Toys?
Okay, so today where I live, we celebrated the 4th of July
Who said you could use logic here?Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you?
*backs away slowly, upturns pockets to show that he has no sense*Who said you could use logic here?
lol i giggled*backs away slowly, upturns pockets to show that he has no sense*
Possibly the best advice in a thread full of mostly good advice. IMO opinion of courseWoman chooses man bro, that's the way it is. She knows you like her, it's her move.
If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did sticking in her, she would look like a porcupine
Okay, so today where I live, we celebrated the 4th of July, and me and this girl have been together for 9 months on the 23rd. Okay, I went up there to see her and I couldn't find her anywhere, and her phone died she said when I finally met her. So my mom pulls up in her truck (I'm with her) and I get out and was like "wtf? Where have you been? I been lookin for you for 2 hours." And so I could get her to get out to talk to me. So that hurt my feelins very bad so I start cryin, and she just like.. Drives off with her friend and now she doesn't wanna continue the relationship because she's fixin to go off to college and she thinks my momma is crazy. What do I do to get her back? Any advice? I love her to death.. And I've cried since like 8:00PM and it's 3:30AM here now. And she also smokes weed. Maybe that can help you guys help me. I feel like I can come to you guys for advice since I don't have a dad (he died when I was 4-5)