NO! Stop the receipts!

NewGrowth

NewGrowth

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Why they hell do they give you receipts everywhere you go? What they hell am I supposed to do with my receipt form McDonalds?
Here are some places that should stop giving me receipts:
1. Any Fast food place
2. Gas Stations ( am I going to take the gas back?)
3. Convienience stores
4. Bars (I don't want to know the next day, hungover and broke)


Can't think of anymore right now. Anyone have a collection of receipts?
 
The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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NewGrowth said:
Why they hell do they give you receipts everywhere you go? What they hell am I supposed to do with my receipt form McDonalds?
Here are some places that should stop giving me receipts:
1. Any Fast food place
2. Gas Stations ( am I going to take the gas back?)
3. Convienience stores
4. Bars (I don't want to know the next day, hungover and broke)


Can't think of anymore right now. Anyone have a collection of receipts?
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You reach the upper middle class by cheating the government out of tax revenues. The gas and convenience store receipts are necessary for business meetings that tend to take place at fast food places and bars. Deduct the sum of these expenses from your income taxes :)
 
NewGrowth

NewGrowth

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The Son of Man said:
You reach the upper middle class by cheating the government out of tax revenues. The gas and convenience store receipts are necessary for business meetings that tend to take place at fast food places and bars. Deduct the sum of these expenses from your income taxes :)
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Then they should only give it to you if asked. Seriously how many receipts do I need on the floor of my car?
 
ZenMaster

ZenMaster

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I like to check em just in case they aren't screwing me over with some extra charges. I've caught plenty in the past, assholes trying to charge me an extra cheeseburger, eff that noise.
 
Willie North

Willie North

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another place
like CD stores
they say you cant return them once you open them
then what the hell is the point of a receipt !?
god kids these days
 
NewGrowth

NewGrowth

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ZenMaster said:
I like to check em just in case they aren't screwing me over with some extra charges. I've caught plenty in the past, assholes trying to charge me an extra cheeseburger, eff that noise.
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:lol: yeah that extra $2.50 can really screw with your finances :o
 
The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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ZenMaster said:
I like to check em just in case they aren't screwing me over with some extra charges. I've caught plenty in the past, assholes trying to charge me an extra cheeseburger, eff that noise.
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watch when you get pizza delivered now---sneaky fuckers are adding in delivery charges to the total and then trying to shake you down at the door too.
 
NewGrowth

NewGrowth

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The really funny part is I can see all this crap on my bank statement online . . . why do I need a little piece of paper too?
 
human8

human8

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NewGrowth said:
The really funny part is I can see all this crap on my bank statement online . . . why do I need a little piece of paper too?
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Dude what are you trying to do show everyone the wizard of oz's underwear?
Only the mighty OZ knows that the receipt IS the money and the dollars are debt. If you only knew the depths of the deep in which you peer...or something
 
NewGrowth

NewGrowth

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human8 said:
Dude what are you trying to do show everyone the wizard of oz's underwear?
Only the mighty OZ knows that the receipt IS the money and the dollars are debt. If you only knew the depths of the deep in which you peer...or something
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Oh shit then I should buy lots of shit and save all the receipts! HUh?:confused:

Yeah yeah I get you the value is in the product not the currency thanks. :peace:
 
The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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NewGrowth said:
Yeah I know! Every time I get audited they ask me for that receipt from Burger King back in '96. Should have saved that one I guess . . . .
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You pay sales tax on food in most states---which can be deducted if you fall within the right tax bracket. It's also the law for the business so they don't launder money for undesirables or cheat their own taxes.
 
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