People That Hate Cats= Bad People

Ten bag

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cats are where its at

you dont have to walk a cat, simple as?

my cats older than me, in human years i mean, he's 20 this june :)
old kitty!
but he doesnt look old, doesnt act old, doesnt smell old

he's just the same big fat loving meow machine thats he's always been :)

so that sounded gay, but i know he's gonna bin it soon so i enjoy him being around me even more now

and im a cat person if you cant tell.

sure dogs are more fun overall but cats are chill mayyn, im chill, my cats chill, my cat sometimes comes and chill on me when im chill, which makes me more chill, and in turn they become more chill knowing that im more chill

im sure i read that cats are more therapeutic than dogs?
as in they are more relaxing to have around

they make for good foot warmers too when they sleep on your feet when your in bed haha
 

ukgrower2110

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gotta love the 2 cats in my house, 1's mine and the other is a bredrens, mine is called sensi and my bredrens is "bocat" which over here means someone who licks out pussy's lol, he called it that coz when he first got him we got baked and the first thing we saw him do was lick his balls lol
 

Mellowman2112

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cats suck.

i got a kitten when i was dating my wife because she had a couple cats. cool kitten, rowdy as hell. climbed my drapes and treated my apartment like it's own jungle gym.

then one night as i was sleeping, in my dream i felt this burning like sensation on my schlong. i woke to a stinging pain. there was the cat biting down on the helmet of sgt stiffy, while looking up at me.

had 4 puncture wounds on my unit.

i threw the little fukker outside and he was gone forever. i hope a cool ass dog chewed the cat into a million pieces..........

people that hate cats = bad people. why don't you make like my kitty and bite me, bitch.
Laughing out loud haha. Its simple cats can not be trusted, when I was a kid the niegbors cat came over purring and sat in my lap and began licking my arm. I thought how sweet. Then promptly chomped down on my arm. Just cleaning a nice spot to bite into. Cats are squirrely and people who admire this trait are probably squirrely also.
 

fdd2blk

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we have a stray i have been trying to make friends with for a few months now. we feed him several times a day. he's really cool and will sit there while we put food in his bowl. but if you try to touch him he hisses, really loud. while he gapes his mouth and shows his FANGS. the scariest part is he broke one of his upper fangs off recently. i have no idea on what. he just showed up one day and it was gone.

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