Pipe And Bong Names

Hey, I'm just wondering what other people name there smoking instruments?

I have a bong I named Medusa because it kinda looks like Medusa hair.
I have a pipe that has a clear chamber that you can watch the smoke flow through, I call it Yaba Zaba.
I have another pipe that has two bowls and a carb, it shoots the smoke down into your lungs. We call it cock and balls.
We have a bubbler that looks like the Jungle, we call it Jungle.
and finally we have a little purple pipe. called Little purp. we also call it purp because we only smoke Grand daddy purp out of it!

I have a bong that's called.....The bong
I have a pipe that's called......The pipe
I have a steamroller that's called......The steamroller
I have papers that are called........Papers

I have a bowl thats called the found bowl. I found about 17 years ago walking down some train tracks out in the middle of nowhere. Then I lost it one winter in the snow and found it again a in the spring. The snow plow had pushed it into the corner of a parking lot. Its been all over the us and 3 countries with me alone. i wonder what adventure left it on the tracks for me to find.

BongJuice said:

I have a bong that's called.....The bong
I have a pipe that's called......The pipe
I have a steamroller that's called......The steamroller
I have papers that are called........Papers

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Thanks for being an ass!

I got a 2' glass bong named voodoo child, it has a giant spider on it, some crazy designs, and it has bob marley chillin in a cube..my baby.
Then i got my piece, named pucker, inside joke between me and the girlfriend.
And then there is my girlfriend's piece, named scoob...obvious reasons.
Oh and the steamroller, which is named "the piece pipe".
And random little G.B's (ghetto bongs), lying around the house.

pmgbns said:

Thanks for being an ass!

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He kinda has a point. To each his own, but I really don't see a need to name your smoking apparatus. They've already been named. I can't fault the originality;however it's pointless.

"Dude pass the bong"..."Ok"

"Dude pass The flying chamber of death"..."What?"

eh...but in the end, just do you homie.

Mine is called David Bruce Banner (since he's green and too whimpy and small to be the hulk).

The one we had before was named Clint Eastwood. We called him that because shortly after we got him he was decapitated by a recliner (ceramic) . We glued him back together and then wrapped some electrical tape around the crack on his neck. It reminded me of Clint in Hang Em High. Everyone thought it was a funny name, they all laughed and remembered it.

When our kids were small we just called the one we had then the "decoration". If we wanted to smoke we'd say, "hey lets go decorate". They're grown now and both decorators as well.

Biggravy22 said:

He kinda has a point. To each his own, but I really don't see a need to name your smoking apparatus. They've already been named. I can't fault the originality;however it's pointless.

"Dude pass the bong"..."Ok"

"Dude pass The flying chamber of death"..."What?"

eh...but in the end, just do you homie.

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Every smoker I ever meet has a name to there smoking apparatus. If you aren't going to be creative about it, or just don't want to, he didn't have to post on here.

Anyway I have a friend who's bong name is Aquarius, we were watching 40 year old virgin and the song started singing when the owner took a hit and started singing just like Steve Carell. Even since then, we call it Aquarius.
He also has a bubbler named Pong, a pipe named tiki, and a hooaka name Carmel.

we named our bong Jollypops

BongJuice said:

I have a bong that's called.....The bong
I have a pipe that's called......The pipe
I have a steamroller that's called......The steamroller
I have papers that are called........Papers

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same not to be a bitch, I just don't name my glass.

I named my bong Osama Bong Ladin. The bowl is his turban and the dank is his explosives.
More names: obi bong kanobi, Barack obonga, bong jovi, the bongness monster, sponge bong squarepants, bong c Reily, or long bong silvers. Yah