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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock !

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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This proves he was born in the USA - let it rest
ACCORDING TO WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS, THIS PROVES HE WAS BORN IN THE USA ...

Rare photo of Obama in his bassinet.

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ANC

ANC

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Lol, my momma used to bath me in a bucket, somehow I can remember images of it, and I was still a baby.
Found a pic of me in a bucket later on, I was haveing a blast aparently.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Sorry couldn't downsize it.

A sweet grandmother
telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said,
"I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,



"Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied,



"Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,



"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said,
"Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied,
"You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said,
"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."

 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Not intended to be racist.

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NONHater

NONHater

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Even cars are dangerous in some situations. Like over populated deer area's. I've killed/slaughtered/launched(but all killed) 6 deer while driving and thank the lord for that bumper. I have since slowed down during mating season.
 
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