Public shame haircuts for misbehaving kids

oh, @ClaytonBigsby

I forgot to congratulate you on your new addition.

Hope this helps.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/02/03/this-barber-will-publicly-shame-your-misbehaving-kid-with-an-old-mans-haircut/

lol - that set of photos makes me laugh - out loud.

Unclebaldrick said:

oh, @ClaytonBigsby

I forgot to congratulate you on your new addition.

Hope this helps.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/02/03/this-barber-will-publicly-shame-your-misbehaving-kid-with-an-old-mans-haircut/

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LOL I'm glad to see you are seriously engaging in research of creative parental discipline strategies. Was this the source of the recent infant scalping? Did he break into your stash already, a prodigy perhaps?

curious2garden said:

LOL I'm glad to see you are seriously engaging in research of creative parental discipline strategies. Was this the source of the recent infant scalping? Did he break into your stash already, a prodigy perhaps?

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Lol, the kid looks like George Jefferson.

Unclebaldrick said:

Lol, the kid looks like George Jefferson.

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OMG! swap him back to Cheeto stage. I keep telling you after 6 weeks it's all down hill from there.

curious2garden said:

LOL I'm glad to see you are seriously engaging in research of creative parental discipline strategies. Was this the source of the recent infant scalping? Did he break into your stash already, a prodigy perhaps?

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Nah, my kid is too young. Who knows what the future holds.... As you well know . I was thinking of Clayton's new kid.

That kid looks like a criminal. oh wait, that's the future I see.

Is attacking my intellect the best you can do little one?

We think this is a great idea, however we do have a haircut branding system here which identifies the local criminals. It's called the 'Moroccan cut' and is most prevalent in El Ravel. @KLITE

Back on topic, this is an awesome idea. This might have worked wonders for me when I was a little one. The only thing is, how do you keep the kids from heading over to a friends house and shaving the rest of it off? Thats the first thing I wouldve done if this ever had happened to me.

MightyMike530 said:

Back on topic, this is an awesome idea. This might have worked wonders for me when I was a little one. The only thing is, how do you keep the kids from heading over to a friends house and shaving the rest of it off? Thats the first thing I wouldve done if this ever had happened to me.

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When I was 17 I let my friends cut my hair into a Mohawk. Lasted about 3 hours. Long enough for me to come home, and my parents to wonder "what's with the hat" about 15 minutes of struggle later I find myself waking up with my head in a toilet bowl while my dad is running his electric razor to shave off the remaining strip of hair.

Next day my GF (who suggested the Mohawk) broke up with because I was then completely bald.


Moral of the story.... DON'T EVER LET YOUR FRIENDS CUT YOUR HAIR!!!!

We think this is a great idea, however we do have a haircut branding system here which identifies the local criminals. It's called the 'Moroccan cut' and is most prevalent in El Ravel. @KLITE

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Lol you calling me a criminal?

MightyMike530 said:

Back on topic, this is an awesome idea. This might have worked wonders for me when I was a little one. The only thing is, how do you keep the kids from heading over to a friends house and shaving the rest of it off? Thats the first thing I wouldve done if this ever had happened to me.

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Leave the kids hair alone, it takes too long to grow back. Not much of a fan about spankings but least the pain goes away in a few days

I wounder if tattoos on top of the kids heads will take off, lol

Funny, we cut my youngest boys hair the other day as he brother collected some headlice from some other skanky children.

Before

After

Poor little guy....

WHATFG said:

Poor little guy....

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Yeah. I didn't enjoy it. I actually cried a bit. I'm a soppy twat really.

Did you save a piece?

I took this little bastard (that's what I call him until I can figure out a good name) to the vet for a microchip. They acted appalled and it turned into a shouting match for a few minutes. Doesn't anyone chip kids? Maybe I'll just have to brand him.

WHATFG said:

Did you save a piece?

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The whole lot.