gogrow
confused
aw, why not?? all in good fun... poke at your own race; nobody can hate you for that.... damn cracka
Racial jokes night at the laugh factory
- Thread starter GrowSpecialist
- Start date
aw, why not?? all in good fun... poke at your own race; nobody can hate you for that.... damn cracka
ElBarto
Well-Known Member
Damn y'all are going to get me kicked out of the ACLU but there's one racial joke that always makes me snigger.
A black man was dating a gorilla. They loved each other very much but it was difficult for them to find a place to meet. Every time he took his "girlfriend" into a bar, the barman would start shouting angrily, "What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't bring that dirty animal in here!"
So one day, the guy bought his "girlfriend" a dress. He shaved her face and her arms and legs and made up her face with lipstick and eyeshadow. That evening, the couple entered a quiet bar with only one other customer in the place. They sat down at a dimly lit table in a corner of the room as far away from the bar as possible. The guy orders drinks for himself and his date and takes them back to the table.
As they're quietly enjoying their drinks, the barman leans across the bar and says to the customer, "Would you look at that. Why is it whenever you see a good looking Italian girl she's always with a fucking nigger?"
A black man was dating a gorilla. They loved each other very much but it was difficult for them to find a place to meet. Every time he took his "girlfriend" into a bar, the barman would start shouting angrily, "What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't bring that dirty animal in here!"
So one day, the guy bought his "girlfriend" a dress. He shaved her face and her arms and legs and made up her face with lipstick and eyeshadow. That evening, the couple entered a quiet bar with only one other customer in the place. They sat down at a dimly lit table in a corner of the room as far away from the bar as possible. The guy orders drinks for himself and his date and takes them back to the table.
As they're quietly enjoying their drinks, the barman leans across the bar and says to the customer, "Would you look at that. Why is it whenever you see a good looking Italian girl she's always with a fucking nigger?"
gogrow
confused
... in good fun
There's only one joke I ever remember, and everyone's always heard it before.
Biggravy22
Well-Known Member
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *throws tomato at seamaiden*
buffalosoulja
Well-Known Member
oh sh!t that had me crackin up.
Seamaiden
Well-Known Member
Ducks incoming. (and is glad she loves tomatoes, but maybe not that much)