Random Jabber Jibber thread

[UncleBuck]

 

[Alienwidow]

I like this thread better already because of penis.

 

[mr sunshine]

Chinese buffet owners hate me. 6 99 lunch special muthafuckers.

 

[Drowning-Man]

My uncle has a different type of pest problem in his new pond he dug. A snapping turtle eating all his fish. He shoots at it from his house 100 yards out but apparently their smart and have good sight and ears cuz it ducks underwater every time he opens the window. Any suggestions on terminating a fucking turtle? Such a random pest.

 

[mr sunshine]

My uncle has a different type of pest problem in his new pond he dug. A snapping turtle eating all his fish. He shoots at it from his house 100 yards out but apparently their smart and have good sight and ears cuz it ducks underwater every time he opens the window. Any suggestions on terminating a fucking turtle? Such a random pest.

I found a tutorial for you.

 

[Drowning-Man]

Guns are so much more fun. Plus I've nearly lost my thumb handling those fuckers. Ever catch one on a fishing pole?

 

[Singlemalt]

My uncle has a different type of pest problem in his new pond he dug. A snapping turtle eating all his fish. He shoots at it from his house 100 yards out but apparently their smart and have good sight and ears cuz it ducks underwater every time he opens the window. Any suggestions on terminating a fucking turtle? Such a random pest.

Dynamite, then re-stock

 

[Drowning-Man]

Dynamite, then re-stock

Ha ha that would be fun. Every 4th of July I devastate ands with fire crackers. I also take care of hornets with spray paint and a lighter. So much more fun then bug spray

 

[abe supercro]

So much more fun than* Changa. fuk I'm out of coffee.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Can you still say you are not hungover when your buzz is still going.?

Man I could demolish a buffet right now

 

[Drowning-Man]

Sorry I'm from a "y'all" state. And yes I'm outs coffee to.

 

[Drowning-Man]

 

[Gary Goodson]

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Why do you love Texas so much? Is it because of all the gays?

 

[bizarrojohnson]

My uncle has a different type of pest problem in his new pond he dug. A snapping turtle eating all his fish. He shoots at it from his house 100 yards out but apparently their smart and have good sight and ears cuz it ducks underwater every time he opens the window. Any suggestions on terminating a fucking turtle? Such a random pest.

Why doesn't he just leave the window open?

 

[Drowning-Man]

I think it keeps its eyes tord the house when on land. Only surprise shot he got was the first time and he missed. Best bet would be sneak up from the woods and sit in a tree for a few hours. Ambush it. I'd be to scared to pull a "Wild Man" edisode on it. Alligater snappers will rip yer hand off. Mabey set bate lines like they do for Alligators.

 

[Drowning-Man]

Why do you love Texas so much? Is it because of all the gays?

Yer the one who's getting full facial from a cartoon dick not me.

 

[srh88]

Yer the one who's getting full facial from a cartoon dick not me.

does that make you jealous?

 

[Drowning-Man]

does that make you jealous?

All steer no queer here. I'm jealous I wasn't a three eyed baby like your self lol

 

[Aeroknow]

All steer no queer here. I'm jealous I wasn't a three eyed baby like your self lol

Wtf is 'CHANGA' supposed to mean? I dont get it



It sounds hella fucking stupid

 

[Aeroknow]

@Drowning-Man

Do you happen to have any native american in you?