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jacksmuff

jacksmuff

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neosapien said:
My new helper is something else. I'm going to have a story a day about that fucking dude.

1. He goes "You know my cousin married a Chinese guy. I actually don't know if he's Chinese or Asian. His name is Steve, we just call him Chink." That's not very nice

2. We're talking about child abuse and I'm telling him about police coercion with kids and how they can often create a fake narrative and he goes "oh oh that's called "grouping". You know , when someone touches a kid." Well no. It's called "groping" And that's not even what the fuck I'm talking about.

I don't know how or why these fucking people gravitate towards me.

I'm in a world full of morons and they keep putting more on.
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Get rid of him he wants the dick.
 
Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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neosapien said:
My new helper is something else. I'm going to have a story a day about that fucking dude.

1. He goes "You know my cousin married a Chinese guy. I actually don't know if he's Chinese or Asian. His name is Steve, we just call him Chink." That's not very nice

2. We're talking about child abuse and I'm telling him about police coercion with kids and how they can often create a fake narrative and he goes "oh oh that's called "grouping". You know , when someone touches a kid." Well no. It's called "groping" And that's not even what the fuck I'm talking about.

I don't know how or why these fucking people gravitate towards me.

I'm in a world full of morons and they keep putting more on.
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Did you explain your company's discrimination policy's?
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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neosapien said:
My new helper is something else. I'm going to have a story a day about that fucking dude.

1. He goes "You know my cousin married a Chinese guy. I actually don't know if he's Chinese or Asian. His name is Steve, we just call him Chink." That's not very nice

2. We're talking about child abuse and I'm telling him about police coercion with kids and how they can often create a fake narrative and he goes "oh oh that's called "grouping". You know , when someone touches a kid." Well no. It's called "groping" And that's not even what the fuck I'm talking about.

I don't know how or why these fucking people gravitate towards me.

I'm in a world full of morons and they keep putting more on.
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I like surrounding myself with idiots, makes me look smarter then I really am.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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neosapien said:
My new helper is something else. I'm going to have a story a day about that fucking dude.

1. He goes "You know my cousin married a Chinese guy. I actually don't know if he's Chinese or Asian. His name is Steve, we just call him Chink." That's not very nice

2. We're talking about child abuse and I'm telling him about police coercion with kids and how they can often create a fake narrative and he goes "oh oh that's called "grouping". You know , when someone touches a kid." Well no. It's called "groping" And that's not even what the fuck I'm talking about.

I don't know how or why these fucking people gravitate towards me.

I'm in a world full of morons and they keep putting more on.
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Electrocution by pools is not that uncommon.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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neosapien said:
My new helper is something else. I'm going to have a story a day about that fucking dude.

1. He goes "You know my cousin married a Chinese guy. I actually don't know if he's Chinese or Asian. His name is Steve, we just call him Chink." That's not very nice

2. We're talking about child abuse and I'm telling him about police coercion with kids and how they can often create a fake narrative and he goes "oh oh that's called "grouping". You know , when someone touches a kid." Well no. It's called "groping" And that's not even what the fuck I'm talking about.

I don't know how or why these fucking people gravitate towards me.

I'm in a world full of morons and they keep putting more on.
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What is it you do for work? It sounds like you're the new helper/handler
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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neosapien said:
My new helper is something else. I'm going to have a story a day about that fucking dude.

1. He goes "You know my cousin married a Chinese guy. I actually don't know if he's Chinese or Asian. His name is Steve, we just call him Chink." That's not very nice

2. We're talking about child abuse and I'm telling him about police coercion with kids and how they can often create a fake narrative and he goes "oh oh that's called "grouping". You know , when someone touches a kid." Well no. It's called "groping" And that's not even what the fuck I'm talking about.

I don't know how or why these fucking people gravitate towards me.

I'm in a world full of morons and they keep putting more on.
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they don't gravitate to you, it just seems that way because there are so many of them.
before the era of warning labels on everything with a moving part, idiots would kill themselves on a regular basis. usually before they got a chance to breed. now, they have big red or orange or yellow labels with simple graphics telling them not to stick their heads in the bandsaw to see if its still sharp.....i worked at a commercial bakery a long time ago. they had walk in ovens, you'd roll racks full of stuff in them and close the doors. there were labels on all the doors that said "do not enter the oven when it is in operation" and they even had red and green lights....if you need a sign and a red light to keep you from walking into a 350 degree oven, then you're too stupid to live. we're just keeping you alive artificially because it makes us feel like better people.....for some reason....
 
shrxhky420

shrxhky420

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neosapien said:
My new helper is something else. I'm going to have a story a day about that fucking dude.

1. He goes "You know my cousin married a Chinese guy. I actually don't know if he's Chinese or Asian. His name is Steve, we just call him Chink." That's not very nice

2. We're talking about child abuse and I'm telling him about police coercion with kids and how they can often create a fake narrative and he goes "oh oh that's called "grouping". You know , when someone touches a kid." Well no. It's called "groping" And that's not even what the fuck I'm talking about.

I don't know how or why these fucking people gravitate towards me.

I'm in a world full of morons and they keep putting more on.
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I lub u neo!

Roger A. Shrubber said:
they don't gravitate to you, it just seems that way because there are so many of them.
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WRONG! Neo is a super universal someshitoranother, which super stoopids gravitate to, because even though they're super stoopids, they know a superior being when they see one!
Or maybe what you said? I'm a little drunk and a lotta high!

SH420
 
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