Random Jabber Jibber thread

2rollingstoned

2rollingstoned

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Went to a party at a bar with some friends around 1999.... Had 6 Heineken and 6 shots of Jager. Apparently I was winning on the pool table til I got so drunk I couldn't walk around the table and was using one eye aiming trying to get the ball in the pocket. I apparently finally gave up and sat at the table with my friends and proceeded to start crying.

Nobody could figure out why I was so upset. Even went to a pay phone and called a friend crying. He said I made no damned sense at all. Friends dropped me off at my house where I woke up the next day with the keys still stuck in the lock in the front door and I was passed out on the couch with my coat still on. Sick AF for several days and swore never again would I touch that evil Jager shit.

Somewhere around the mid 2000's at an new years eve party way out in the country, I started off drinking beer. Later on I drunkenly thought it would be ok to do a few shots of Jager. At midnite there were fools outside with shot guns shooting them in the air screaming happy new year. That's the last thing I recall. Fireworks and gun shots.

I woke up the next day in a little kid's messy room not knowing where the fk I was at. I was naked and my clothes were OUTSIDE frozen to the ground. Apparently I had stripped off my clothes and jumped naked on the trampoline at 1 in the morning with a friend I'd rode there with. I don't even like that sumbitch but there he was naked in a twin bed with me. :hump::finger::wall:

I apparently shot the gun in the air too and some other things I don't recall doing and will forever deny....

I was sick for at least 3 days and swore off Jager for good.

Later that year I got a second job in a biker bar as a waitress at night. Their top selling drink was Jager shots from this machine that stayed on the bar that kept it ice cold. I could smell that mofo soon as I walked in. That awful licorice smell would make me gag taking the drinks to customers. FK JAGER I hate it.


These days I rarely if ever drink, if I do its a beer or some wine. Pothead for life :joint:
 
2rollingstoned

2rollingstoned

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Christmas eve for old farts consists of: vaping a few volcano bags of girl scout cookies, cooked 2 big ass rib eye steaks, baked 2 potatoes, broiled 2 butterflied lobster tails and let hubs open one of his presents which arrived today. Ian Anderson autographed Aqualung album. He is thrilled. I am too full of food. Not even any room left for NY cheesecake. Gonna hit that up in a little while.

 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
I'm with you on that one, like, Who tf can?
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My husband. Back in 80's he was on the way home from the club, in his Class A's absolutely hammered in his '65 Mustang and the CHP pulled him over. They had him walk a line, then the alphabet backwards and finally write a sentence. You could have taken a micrometer to his writing. He never bitched about his catholic school education and the nuns pounding the Palmer method into him after that.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
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Am I weird or prepared for studying the backwards alphabet for a few minutes? Say it a 100 times over and I should have it. Never had a DUI but I was pulled over for a wide turn and they gave me a sobriety test not long ago(fucked up parking lot avoiding bottoming out/pot holes). I was straight up honest and no bullshit(like always, cops hate liars) had 2 beers and was hungover. Did the sobriety check and passed. No backwards alphabet but "take 7 steps foot in front of the other and remember this word" i do it. "I said 9 steps" ... me: "no you didn't". "ok now do this.. Nailed that shit apparently. Didn't even breathalyze me.
 
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