Rawstuffedpepper's AMA!
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tyler.durden
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Do you even lift, bro?
2paranoid
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Hey are you just asking me that because I go great on a cheesesteak!?! I like Chip, I do not think we are going to get mariota and I think it is going to haunt the franchise forever. I am not looking forward to the draft but I think we will win a superbowl with chip. Here is a selfie I took with a signed photo of one of my favorite eagels, Jon Runyan
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I've lost some good friends to the oven but I do not worry about being cooked the humans have kept me around for some reason
tyler.durden
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What is your worst/most depressing sexual experience?
2paranoid
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I really don't like to discuss this but...it happened when I was very young. I was still on the vine when it happened. A few of my brothers and sisters had already fallen and been picked so I was alone on my side of the plant. All of a sudden I see this giant four legged creature. It could have been a dog, a coyote, maybe even a bobcat I was too young to tell. It started with some innocent licking but by the time I realized what was happening I felt a stream of warm liquid on my face. I got what my friends told me was a "golden shower". I still have not recovered. All the rinsing in the world will not get the stench of urine off me
Gary Goodson
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Are you glad you're a stuffed pepper? Or have you secretly always dreamed of being a stuffed jalapeño?
2paranoid
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Look, I'm no Bruce Jenner but I have thought about what it would feel like to be a jalapeno. Any bell pepper that tells you otherwise is a liar. To have that much flair, that much spice....would be incredible. The thing is we are a very proud vegetable. It is very taboo to talk about this I am actually considering deleting the picture of my face so friends or relatives don't see. The operation to change is very expensive and is a huge health risk so I would never do it but, I wonder sometimes...
tyler.durden
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Wow. I thought the stuffed pepper thing was a metaphor, but you are an actual stuffed pepper. A sentient, typing stuffed pepper. I'd imagine our time with you is quite limited, seeing as you look so tasty. This thread just got Noble Prize worthy interesting. 5 stars...
Unclebaldrick
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When are you "best before"? When you suggest that we just pitch you in the bin?
Have any flies laid eggs on you?
Have any flies laid eggs on you?
stoneslacker
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Are you going to be "Totally Baked"?
Hookabelly
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Would you consider dating an older pepper?
Or do you generally stay within your age zone?
Or do you generally stay within your age zone?
I like to imagine you as a sexy cougar, that makes me happy.
Gary Goodson
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Do these piss you off?
Fakes, ruining your good name!
Fakes, ruining your good name!
Hookabelly
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Does it make you mad when other species steal your name?
