um No offense to you either... (it is offensive to say someone has to be a retard). I dunno about you but my eyes work fine I have good 20/20 vision and I can see plenty of trichs just fine at 30x and 100x. Obviously there are things you can't see as well at 30x as you can at 100x, and if you can't see a difference or are only able to see a single trichome or some DNA at 100x then you should get your eyes checked. There is nothing wrong with the style of Microscope I proposed. It looks like I did mess up, its 60x up to 100x. But it also has a light, a stand with the bits to hold one of those little plastic slides, and it works and you can get it for less than 10 bucks shipped about anywhere.
What microscope do you use? I am thinking of getting a good USB one but I'm open to others.