Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

Is Ron Paul a turtle fucker?

  • Yes, the man is constantly humping shells

    Votes: 26 20.2%

  • Yes, but in moderation

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He has fucked turtles in the past, but not anymore

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He fucked a turtle once, but did not inhale

    Votes: 11 8.5%

  • Ron Paul has never fucked a turtle

    Votes: 29 22.5%

  • I like turtles

    Votes: 51 39.5%
  • Total voters
    129
dukeanthony

dukeanthony

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undertheice said:
so go back and play with your pet. you know, a friend of mine once had a dog named duke. it was a huge, dumb, slobbering creature. i don't think i'll be able to get that image out of my mind now. every time i read one of duke's posts (and yours by association) i'll no longer be able to picture him as that balding basement dweller, but as that long dead dog.
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You ever get the stains out of your sheets after you let that big dumb dog mount your azz?
 
londonfog

londonfog

Well-Known Member
undertheice said:
froggy, get a clue. all of you grammar nazis and politically correct buffoons are out to lunch on this one. the out was yours. you struck out or, in some cases, you struck, tagged or otherwise forced an out. maybe you never played the game or it could be that the terminology you used differed, but in my neck of the woods you owned that out and it was yours. now i never claimed to be the sharpest pencil in the box, but i spent my childhood playing the game and, unlike in today's emasculated version, you took responsibility for your failures as well as your successes, they were yours. what is funniest about this whole thing, something even buck figured out, is that it was all a joke in the first place. i've been silently correcting the posts of everyone i quote since i started posting here and the entire idea of calling out other people's grammatical errors seems incredibly childish.

so go back and play with your pet. you know, a friend of mine once had a dog named duke. it was a huge, dumb, slobbering creature. i don't think i'll be able to get that image out of my mind now. every time i read one of duke's posts (and yours by association) i'll no longer be able to picture him as that balding basement dweller, but as that long dead dog.
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That was sure was a great amount of typing just for BS...please stick with just the sentence that was written not this other crap you are TRYING to use to defend the stupidity..."I guess your out"...that was the sentence...not anything else..it should have been "I guess you're out"...end of story..now stop it or I will cancel your "Undertheice" audio books
 
undertheice

undertheice

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londonfog said:
now stop it or I will cancel your "Undertheice" audio books
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i'm afraid you've been ripped off, we do not sell audiobooks. this information is provided in print form only, as we prefer our clientele be able to read. i'd stop payment on that check if i were you.
 
londonfog

londonfog

Well-Known Member
undertheice said:
i'm afraid you've been ripped off, we do not sell audiobooks. this information is provided in print form only, as we prefer our clientele be able to read. i'd stop payment on that check if i were you.
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dude I'm the one selling your writings in audio form ...helps in putting one to sleep..was going to give you a cut, but I think I will cancel your contract.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
i hate to say it, but UTI was right.

for example: who was the second out last inning? oh, it was you, jennings with a pop fly to third base. that was your out.
 
undertheice

undertheice

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UncleBuck said:
if nothing else, this thread has identified who can comprehend basic grammar points.
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thanks for backing me up, but poor old duke is like a dog with a bone. maybe he should be put down. you just had to know that this was going to be one of those threads.:bigjoint:
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
did anyone hear about rand paul condemning turtle trails?

sounds like the man has something against his dear old dad's turtle love tendencies.

what a piece of shit. who doesn't like turtles?
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
dukeanthony said:
Well now we know whose troll account Marshall1 was
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i thought the same thing.

must suck to be 19 years old and on parole, as marshall1 said he was and it smells like sock puppet in here.

i simply deleted it, as he was spamming the same thing in multiple threads.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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i have fans?

cool. :cool:

current count: 24 say ron paul has fucked turtles, 15 say he has not, 35 simply like turtles.

i like turtles too.
 
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