Sex life

crazyhazey said:
i live by my avatar, disregard females, acquire currency.
and because of modern science, it doesn't completely require a dick haha.
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best lay i ever had was in Montreal and that cost me 120.us. and she was a perfect 10. Beats taking a chance on blind date that is not hot having to spend 200 on liquor
 
only one time in my life did I make a deer suffer, well one of the better times any ways .300 yard shot on stupid spike first round blew his front leg off , second round blew a rear leg off . now the thing is flipping all over the place 300 yards away as I try for the 3rd shot took the other front leg off.. no joke that poor fucker was trying to get away on 3 nubs. I only had two rounds left so I closed the gap and can only get about 50 yards away and the thing starts running away again so i take a pop shot at the back of his head and pop his skull open. brain matter, blood flying, bone chunks from the nubs as this thing drops over a bank and i no long see him. so I go running over the bank and fall in a ditch that has ice water and look up as i have nubbie nubbing his way at me making snorting sounds, brain matter flying, chunks of bone, blood and I had one round left.. deer is less then 30 feet away snorting and starts to charge me. I freaked the fuck out, balls frozen to my ass hole kick the gun up and look in the scope and all i see if fuzz so i just squized the round off just grazing its face just under its eye. and the thing does a back flip in the water and has a hard time trying to stay above the water line in shock and now I am out of rounds, done chased this deer 3 miles on 3 nubs , 1/2 of its brain and skull missing, blood trail that looks like it should have died in 1.5 miles not 3... Well after that day I said fuck hunting in the woods when i can do it from my couch
 
ohmy said:
only one time in my life did I make a deer suffer, well one of the better times any ways .300 yard shot on stupid spike first round blew his front leg off , second round blew a rear leg off . now the thing is flipping all over the place 300 yards away as I try for the 3rd shot took the other front leg off.. no joke that poor fucker was trying to get away on 3 nubs. I only had two rounds left so I closed the gap and can only get about 50 yards away and the thing starts running away again so i take a pop shot at the back of his head and pop his skull open. brain matter, blood flying, bone chunks from the nubs as this thing drops over a bank and i no long see him. so I go running over the bank and fall in a ditch that has ice water and look up as i have nubbie nubbing his way at me making snorting sounds, brain matter flying, chunks of bone, blood and I had one round left.. deer is less then 30 feet away snorting and starts to charge me. I freaked the fuck out, balls frozen to my ass hole kick the gun up and look in the scope and all i see if fuzz so i just squized the round off just grazing its face just under its eye. and the thing does a back flip in the water and has a hard time trying to stay above the water line in shock and now I am out of rounds, done chased this deer 3 miles on 3 nubs , 1/2 of its brain and skull missing, blood trail that looks like it should have died in 1.5 miles not 3... Well after that day I said fuck hunting in the woods when i can do it from my couch
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damn u suck at hunting next time just use a hand grenade
 
xKuroiTaimax said:
Have you noticed it's all the same club of resorting-to-buying-a-fat-chick-a-happy-meal-for-a-blowjob people in here? Maybe if you started talking about girls a bit nicer you might find one that isn't crazy.

That last description sounds like a really nice girl to me. But I haven't seen the picture and if you can prove she just takes rich guys for a ride or has flings with guys with money then fair enough. But it's alright for guys to pick up a girl, take her for all she's got then drop her, on to the next one. She has a kid? She didn't take the 'easy way out' and it takes a dick to make a baby.
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hahahaha i love how this is the first female to comment on this topic.
 
crazyhazey said:
im gonna put c4 on the birds nest in the tree in my backyard, those fuckers wont know what hit em hahaha
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lol, I shot all the little critters that get in the bird feeder at my house, just like play station..chip monks tried to take over ...Love my lil .17
 
I want to get a barret 50 cal for my next deer rifle to see if i can gut em and cut em up in one shot
 
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