should i let my girlfriend out of the trunk of my car?

she's a really annoying screeching bitch and she does my fuckin head in.
should i let her out or just feed her some stale bread?

lol...Nah leave her in there.

Sell the car. You know all those fags who say "does the girl come with the car?" Well know a girl finally does come with the car!

Does she at least put out like a little slut should?

is there room in there for my girlfriend too?

Does she know how to grow weed?

*considers buying the car...*

I would need to go for a spin in her first

just wait till you find a use for it

maybe you should get in her trunk!

couldnt fit the bitch in an elephants trunk

I said let her out, but only so you can quiet her with your penis.

Uppity bitches just need some good dick. Puts my girl to sleep like half a bottle of Nyquil.