Show me your critters!

TheBeardedBudzman

Well-Known Member
gators come out the canals lookin for those of us with a pond on our property.

Armadillos destroy garden beds (in one night)

Fucking cranes ruin everything, and they’re endangered so I can’t even shoot them.

Cane toads love garden beds after a fat rain. One lick or close encounter by a cat or dog and bye bye fur babies, after some severely painful neurological symptoms.

Iguanas scare the shit out of me when their death claws scrape up and down the palm trees while I’m under the trees.

The damn spiders are really Transformers, and they weave these big sticky fucking webs between all the coconuts on top of the trees.

The damn dung beetles and moles dig these big crater sized fucking holes in my lawn if I leave a dog shit on it for more than 25 seconds.

The LOVE BUGS REDUCE VISIBILITY TO NEARLY 0 AND YOU CANT SCRAPE THEM OFF YOUR WINDSHIELD THE PERMANENT BASTARDS.

The snakes eat my chicken eggs and scare the chickens.

Fucking tropics man it never stops.
 
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