"So you know what's fucked up..."?

JackTheBongRipper · Nov 9, 2013

Padawanbater2 said:
What's fucked up?

Express it here!

So you know what's fucked up...?

... chicks who think it's acceptable to sleep with you in the dark!

Wtf? Who is this chick kidding? Hey, CHICK, my cock works upon visual stimulation. You turn the lights off, my cock turns off.. Welcome to the real world, sorry to crush your dreams but the magazines are to you what the porno's are to me..

So what do you think is fucked up? FUCK YOU!

Some people are into darkness and mystery and intrigue. And some people want to look at tits, ass, red lips, and a beautiful face as they fuck.

I'm totally with you dude. The first time my wife wanted to do it in the dark I was like, what the fuck? I want to see your O face and and tits bouncing, but I'm a guy, so....

clint308 · Nov 9, 2013

Cum Chin My girlfriend loves me very best
but not for to much longer she fucking me to death
every time i give an inch
she wants 10 inch of more
got to pore cold water on to cooly down the cock
all this fucking fucking is fucking killing me
She does more tricks with willy than monkey can with rope

slowbus · Nov 9, 2013

you know whats fucked up? when you are watching Cops and you see them coming down your road.My neighbor and his house have been on the show 3 different times

robert 14617 · Nov 9, 2013

slowbus said:
you know whats fucked up? when you are watching Cops and you see them coming down your road.My neighbor and his house have been on the show 3 different times

time to move

clint308 · Nov 9, 2013

great neighbors you have your self there

slowbus · Nov 9, 2013

he is actually pretty cool.Its his drunk psycho old lady that is the problem

robert 14617 · Nov 9, 2013

slowbus said:
he is actually pretty cool.Its his drunk psycho old lady that is the problem

you ever do her

slowbus · Nov 9, 2013

robert 14617 said:
you ever do her

roflmao -NO.lol.I did his daughter though.twice.She was 26,fwiw

Padawanbater2 · Nov 10, 2013

Nutes and Nugs said:
Padawanbater2 is fucked up.

Lol absolutely! Thanks for the compliment buddy

shrxhky420 said:
This threadSH420

Well not yet anyway..

ebgood said:
my hair line

lmao, join the club!

Flaming Pie said:
So smell touch and hearing don't keep your cock hard?

Are you able to cum by sight?

Sounds like a personal problem.

Smell?, touch.., and hearing? ROFL! You absolutely have no clue what it's like to be a guy..

Of course not, if a smell gets you aroused, go see a specialist..

curious2garden said:
Uhhhh that's too easy. Oh well, why not?

You mean besides you?

Obviously, besides me

Flaming Pie said:
Didn't Pada used to be the sexuality mod?

Sure did

cannabineer said:
They turned the lights out on that.

Sadly mistaken, buddy!

Flaming Pie · Nov 10, 2013

Well shit. Toss the mod job over here! I promise not to talk about rape in ever thread I start.

clint308 · Nov 11, 2013

What's green and smells like pork ?

Kermit the frog's finger

Samwell Seed Well · Nov 11, 2013

Flaming Pie said:
Well shit. Toss the mod job over here! I promise not to talk about rape in ever thread I start.

if it were up to a vote id vote for ya

Padawanbater2 · Nov 11, 2013

Flaming Pie said:
Well shit. Toss the mod job over here! I promise not to talk about rape in ever thread I start.

Well, as long as you inject hyperbole into every thread you start, you've got my vote!

clint308 · Nov 11, 2013

here here
agree

rowlman · Nov 11, 2013

I just spilled a 24 oz of coffee across the room. Had a tray of fresh ground blue dream ready to vape soaked, douched my G- pen ,and that was the last of the pumpkin spice creamer!
Now thats fucked up.

JohnnyGreenfingers · Nov 11, 2013

mr sunshine said:
I jackoff in the dark all the time.

Duh. How could you keep wood if you can see yourself?

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