Don Gin and Ton
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i hear amelia earhearts great great grand niece is one of those chopper pilots.
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i hear amelia earhearts great great grand niece is one of those chopper pilots.
CrackerJax
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Oh, okay, now I gotcha..... I have over 16000 posts. 
I thought that laid there way too long ... I expected a big BS post, but none came ... I like to have my fun off the political threads.
I thought that laid there way too long ... I expected a big BS post, but none came ...
I like to have my fun off the political threads.
stonedcold89
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awesome pics on this thread! is everyone free to post? heres a few i took 
grasshopper, first doses of lsd, silhouette, and GU bitches!!!!
grasshopper, first doses of lsd, silhouette, and GU bitches!!!!
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stonedcold89
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some more 
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floridasucks
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real nice pics stoned...
Don Gin and Ton
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you have to get up earlier in the day cjOh, okay, now I gotcha..... I have over 16000 posts.
I thought that laid there way too long ... I expected a big BS post, but none came ...
i see the new threads titles and think that looks interesting i have an opinion on that then i see its in the politics sections and dont bother. i come to riu for info and fun not to argue over things i cant control lol
Don Gin and Ton
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he about to get DOOOWN!
CrackerJax
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you have to get up earlier in the day cj
i see the new threads titles and think that looks interesting i have an opinion on that then i see its in the politics sections and dont bother. i come to riu for info and fun not to argue over things i cant control lol
Pointing out the truth of things is never a waste of time. The USA is on a unknown dark path right now on with a very inexperienced politician at the helm, and a very corrupt Congress pushing him. The media has for the most part abdicated any objectivity, so it's nice to know that on a stoner forum, the average Joe can come on and hear about the REAL costs and REAL solutions.
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I loved those pics, but I gotta go with the H2O! H2O FTW!!
Don Gin and Ton
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man the uk's the same the rest of the worlds worse, i vote, i make my mark for what i want but outside of that what pressure can i levy!? sweet fa
enough high jacking
heres some hash i made yesterday
enough high jacking
heres some hash i made yesterday
CrackerJax
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Gotta luv the hash!! First time was 8th grade for me 
Changed me forever.....
Changed me forever.....
Don Gin and Ton
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i hit it yesterday and it changed me for a good 2 hours my head was messed up. i dunno if its the mixture of strains in the kief or what but it put me straight into uncomfortable stoned haha
CrackerJax
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It can do that!
Two months ago my Mom had been bugging me to make some brownies, don't ask me why. She has puffed on a joint a few times, but is cautious ... no worries I always say.
So she started asking me for a jar of nug's, and I don't even put the two together (brownies & weed). I give my wife a jar to give her one day and two days later, she shows up with a nice dinner and some BROWNIES. Finally I realized she wanted for some reason to make pot brownies. It was a half batch of brownies and I wondered how much she used? She just said, "some from the jar".
That night, my wife takes my Mom back home and about an hour later I get a phone call that Mom is laid out on the tile floor panicking, and she thinks she's paralyzed!
I had to talk her down on the phone... She kept asking me if I was sick, and I said, "no, but I'm a bit more experienced at this".
She swore there was something wrong with the weed....
Uhhh, no, it was REAL GOOD.....
She just had too much of a good thing
I'll never get another brownie from her tho....
Two months ago my Mom had been bugging me to make some brownies, don't ask me why. She has puffed on a joint a few times, but is cautious ... no worries I always say.
So she started asking me for a jar of nug's, and I don't even put the two together (brownies & weed). I give my wife a jar to give her one day and two days later, she shows up with a nice dinner and some BROWNIES. Finally I realized she wanted for some reason to make pot brownies. It was a half batch of brownies and I wondered how much she used? She just said, "some from the jar".
That night, my wife takes my Mom back home and about an hour later I get a phone call that Mom is laid out on the tile floor panicking, and she thinks she's paralyzed!
I had to talk her down on the phone...
She kept asking me if I was sick, and I said, "no, but I'm a bit more experienced at this". She swore there was something wrong with the weed....
Uhhh, no, it was REAL GOOD.....
She just had too much of a good thing
I'll never get another brownie from her tho....
Don Gin and Ton
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aw man i have almost the same sstory with my girl haha i made a batch for her bad back n next thing she'd had 2 n half n got the FEAR it was text book one second she was fine laughing n joking then 10 seconds later thoguht she was dying never going to be the same again, then laughing cos she knew she was being stupid.
said her back was all tingly and spasming. made me friend leave the house she was so embarrassed. we being old hands just laughed it off
my pal said of hey ill go in and re assure her, he asked is she decent ( she was clothed laying on the bed when i left) i saidd yeah shes just on the bed. he went in to find her totally nekid getting ready for bed. she screamed and he went very pink.
we laugh now but at the time it wasnt funny for her, thinking we were talking to ambulance drivers coming to pick her up.
not what i needed after 3 or so brownies i tell thee haha
said her back was all tingly and spasming. made me friend leave the house she was so embarrassed. we being old hands just laughed it off
my pal said of hey ill go in and re assure her, he asked is she decent ( she was clothed laying on the bed when i left) i saidd yeah shes just on the bed. he went in to find her totally nekid getting ready for bed. she screamed and he went very pink.
we laugh now but at the time it wasnt funny for her, thinking we were talking to ambulance drivers coming to pick her up.
not what i needed after 3 or so brownies i tell thee haha
CrackerJax
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My wife was like, "what do I do?" I just told her to grab a camcorder.... I'm terrible!The whole time we're talking on the phone, I can hear my Mom yelling "I can't feel my feet!"
That's funny about the ambulance, because i told Mom that's what we needed to do if she was really paralyzed. She's like, "no! I'll get you in trouble!". MOMS ... willing to be paralyzed for their sons!
Don Gin and Ton
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hahahaha camcorder haha i think it will be forever etched on your mom and my girlfriends brains for time
rest safe in knowledge WE GROW DANK
rest safe in knowledge WE GROW DANK
DST
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Nice stories guys.
On my birthday last year my friends came over from Scotland and brought a whole batch of skunk cookies with them - see pic below - they are the tastiest (the guy has been making them since before jesus.)
We had a bbq (braai) and before we tucked into the meat, everyone had a cookie (my wife being a non smoker had a 1/4 of a cookie. Some others had half..and so on.
Half the party went on a whitey!!! I have never pissed myself soo much in my life. Except when my wife started. We had a white dove fly right into our living room, I just heard a scream, ran in from the terrace and theres my wife trying to corner this dove, while on a bummer.....Funnily enough, the white doves partner had flown to a building across from ours and was waiting patiently for its partner. We eventually trapped the dove in a towel , (after it shat all over the place) and let it escape. It flew right back to it's partner. My wife, she spent the rest of the party in the toilet and on the bed, wondering what was happening to her, and asking me if it would ever stop....my mate who also doesn't smoke anymore, he was lying on the floor wondering why he was in such a state, and how irresponsible it was to be like this when he had a daughter waiting at home for him....ah well, non smokers live and learn I guess.
I've still got a couple of the tasty treats left...
On my birthday last year my friends came over from Scotland and brought a whole batch of skunk cookies with them - see pic below - they are the tastiest (the guy has been making them since before jesus.)
We had a bbq (braai) and before we tucked into the meat, everyone had a cookie (my wife being a non smoker had a 1/4 of a cookie. Some others had half..and so on.
Half the party went on a whitey!!! I have never pissed myself soo much in my life. Except when my wife started. We had a white dove fly right into our living room, I just heard a scream, ran in from the terrace and theres my wife trying to corner this dove, while on a bummer.....Funnily enough, the white doves partner had flown to a building across from ours and was waiting patiently for its partner. We eventually trapped the dove in a towel , (after it shat all over the place) and let it escape. It flew right back to it's partner. My wife, she spent the rest of the party in the toilet and on the bed, wondering what was happening to her, and asking me if it would ever stop....my mate who also doesn't smoke anymore, he was lying on the floor wondering why he was in such a state, and how irresponsible it was to be like this when he had a daughter waiting at home for him....ah well, non smokers live and learn I guess.
I've still got a couple of the tasty treats left...
Don Gin and Ton
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haahaha dude its funny i bet every toker has a story like this maybe we should start a thread instaead of jacking off meh who cares
cannabutter is such an unmeasurable commodity! ive been thinking bout making some shortbread lately
cannabutter is such an unmeasurable commodity! ive been thinking bout making some shortbread lately
DST
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The whitey Thread!!!! Now that would be funny.
Yeh, it's a tricky one to measure for sure. The coffeeshops over here are only allowed a certain gram per amount of butter/per cake/muffin, whatever....Most RIU'ers would probably eat one and think....okay, pass me the fattest joint you got I need to get stoned!!!
I think the secret is to use Ghee, or clarified butter. My mate uses the cheapest butter he can find, then makes ghee from that, gets rid of all the impurities, and then he goes from there. I keep asking him to send me the recipe, but I guess he's too busy munching his biccies all the time...
Yeh, it's a tricky one to measure for sure. The coffeeshops over here are only allowed a certain gram per amount of butter/per cake/muffin, whatever....Most RIU'ers would probably eat one and think....okay, pass me the fattest joint you got I need to get stoned!!!
I think the secret is to use Ghee, or clarified butter. My mate uses the cheapest butter he can find, then makes ghee from that, gets rid of all the impurities, and then he goes from there. I keep asking him to send me the recipe, but I guess he's too busy munching his biccies all the time...