South Dakota, please stop. It shouldn't be this difficult.

I have been forced to live here due to some health issues with family and them needing support.

The marijuana situation here is dire. I don't know enough people or the right people. It's been days. I'm fading fast.

For the love of God please put me down or just give a man some bud before I pass on so I can die in peace. God this place sucks.

Oh hi, I'm back for a bit.

Do you live in South Dakota? Please let me know the secrets of this foul land.

Not that it’s a quick process, and there may or may not be a supplier near you, but you need to get a medical marijuana certification. My sympathies for your health issues, best of luck. BTW, my nephew lives in SD, he agrees, it’s on par with Mordor!

Phytoplankton said:

Not that it’s a quick process, and there may or may not be a supplier near you, but you need to get a medical marijuana certification. My sympathies for your health issues, best of luck. BTW, my nephew lives in SD, he agrees, it’s on par with Mordor!

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Luckily I'm not the one having the issues, but thank you, I appreciate the kind words.

Happily, I don't plan on being here long enough to justify the $175 price tag and all the hoops you gotta jump through to get a card, it's fucking robbery and I really don't want to give any money to this shit hole state government. It's brutal, people shouldn't have to do all this BS to enjoy some marijuana as an adult. I can get black out drunk and drive a death machine for like $15 but it's awful and I'm a criminal here if I want to relax in my house and eat salt n vinegar chips while watching One Piece and roasting some bowls.

The world is an awful place sometimes lol. I'm being dramatic but really it's difficult to find anything worth it here, and it's been a minute since I've been able to smoke so I'm feeling bitchy lol.

Kodank Moment said:

I have been forced to live here due to some health issues with family and them needing support.

The marijuana situation here is dire. I don't know enough people or the right people. It's been days. I'm fading fast.

For the love of God please put me down or just give a man some bud before I pass on so I can die in peace. God this place sucks.

Oh hi, I'm back for a bit.

Do you live in South Dakota? Please let me know the secrets of this foul land.

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The secret to South Dakota is going there only for vacation.

If I were in your shoes, I'd drive to Montana. There's got to be a dispensary right over the border.

edit: You might have to drive through a dry county or two.