SSI piss test.

silasraven

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well i have to go see the disability people tomorrow. smoked last night. never heard from them stating they were going to do a medical exam. but then they dont have to tell you if they are going to piss you neither. so im assuming they could. detox for saftey 20 bucks is all it takes im thinking to go for that even though they might not piss me.
 

silasraven

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dude whats up with your rating system? i can understand urca getting one stars but rating me? why throw another system set of standards my way. i dont want your fucking star nor do i wanted to be judged by you.
 

rowlman

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dude whats up with your rating system? i can understand urca getting one stars but rating me? why throw another system set of standards my way. i dont want your fucking star nor do i wanted to be judged by you.
...who are you talking too?? Your the only one here , yet you seem to be in an arguement?...they have medication for that.:lol:
 

rowlman

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well i have to go see the disability people tomorrow. smoked last night. never heard from them stating they were going to do a medical exam. but then they dont have to tell you if they are going to piss you neither. so im assuming they could. detox for saftey 20 bucks is all it takes im thinking to go for that even though they might not piss me.
I've never heard of them drug testing, unless you were hurt on the job and are shooting for a settlement...even then, it won't hold up. But if your scared, the ready clean, 2 part drink, gives you a 6 hour window of clean piss...I don't care what anyone here tells you, if you follow the directions, it works...I was a union bricklayer for ever...I passed every test , everytime...and I've always smoked. Just FOLLOW the DIRECTIONS!!
 

anonz

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dude whats up with your rating system? i can understand urca getting one stars but rating me? why throw another system set of standards my way. i dont want your fucking star nor do i wanted to be judged by you.
piss in condom from some one clean and ware tight underwear
>profit?
 

silasraven

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piss in condom from some one clean and ware tight underwear
>profit?
yeah but i dont know anyone. ive got a couple places i can go for drinks. im just trying to be catious.. and some dude peeked my shit and rated me for no reason. i can understand urca getting rated but leave your ratings off me bro
 

anonz

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yeah but i dont know anyone. ive got a couple places i can go for drinks. im just trying to be catious.. and some dude peeked my shit and rated me for no reason. i can understand urca getting rated but leave your ratings off me bro
if they try and look say you will press sexual harassment charges.
 

rowlman

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Dude, don't be silly...treat yourself to the $30 tea if you NEED to pass..a piss filled condom is fuckin gross, and I did conrtusction my whole life...I've puked in porta pottys in the 90 degree sun at 7am, and I wouldn't strap anyones piss to my leg!...just fuckin gross
 

silasraven

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im just sooner gunna use detox than strap piss because i cant find anyone though id just wear gloves when using the condom method hide them in my sock not bunched up. but detox drink just sounds like a better idea.
 

anonz

Active Member
im just sooner gunna use detox than strap piss because i cant find anyone though id just wear gloves when using the condom method hide them in my sock not bunched up. but detox drink just sounds like a better idea.
its your choice
 

rowlman

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...Ready Clean is the brand I've always used, and passed with...you may need to quit for 48 hours though, unless they have a new-improved version...it's been about 6 years since I had to drop.
 

J2M3S

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im just sooner gunna use detox than strap piss because i cant find anyone though id just wear gloves when using the condom method hide them in my sock not bunched up. but detox drink just sounds like a better idea.
Detox drink, for the most part, are a waste of money
 

rowlman

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Detox drink, for the most part, are a waste of money
I disagree...I personally used them for almost 6 years, Ready Clean, if you don't smoke for 48 hours and follow the fuckin directions, it works 100%. I'm a heavy smoker, everyday for 30 years, and never failed a test at a Concentra DrugTesting clinic for a Union job. We got tested at least twice a year, or every new job they send you to,different clinics sometimes testing you, some test right on the job site...and some jobs random testing. The ready clean, if used correctly, will give you a clean. non-deluded urine for 6 hours. I watched alot of dumbasses lose their jobs pissing dirty. Yet I was a foreman that NEVER got layed off and always got in my 40+ hours a week, never failed a piss test, and I smoked every morning, and some jobs a few times a day...except for the 2 days before a piss test. So as long as you know your going in for a piss test ahead of time, the ready clean works. Trust me, if it doesn't work, your using it wrong.

48 hours is all you need to remove every impurity out, for 6 hours, then it's dirty again. And it's dark piss too, makes you think you failed for sure....even after 20 gallons of water that shit still comes out dark yellow...so it doesn't look deluded...all the electrodes read good too, unlike if you were to flush your system for days with just water.

...is this convincing enough?...I would of quit smoking before I would of givin up my $32 an hour job, trust me, it works.
 

rowlman

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...oh. by the way, did I mention I sell Ready Clean...www justfuckinwithyourhead.cummasters
 

redivider

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Why would social security require a piss test for anything? So confused.
it's disability. if your in a work related accident you bet your ass your gonna be tested.

at my job if you go on disability for any reason your getting pisstested ...lol
 
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