Stoner Storytime

I was walking through the park, along a purple river and stumbled upon a green nug on the...

Flying carpet

but when I smoked it, everything...

became black and white!!!!!!

it was so weird and i almost passed out.

then i saw betty boops fine ass View attachment 1248771

And she invited me to..

her house for a joint of some og kush she grew..

we stopped by my grandmas house and played some spades and ate coffee cake. after about a hour grandma rolled up some blue dream and gave us one to go she had the hamburgler stopin by in about 15 so she wanted us out.

and then we bumped into kermet the frog

who sang me a song called....

and then he freaked out and start hitting people....

with his freakishly long frog penis

that flobbled in the wind vigorously

swaying side to side....................

.....and round and round

Till his Prince Albert flew out

and hit some midget in the eye which caused her to go blind because earlier that week the doctor told kermit he was infected with..

cream cheese from fucking the pregnant hooker who was missing her front teeth had a peg leg and a severe case of gas from the...

penis pump up her as