Use code names: seriously never use your real name because if you've been caught before your name would be burnt..
+rep. code names also make it more fun!
"blue berry sweet cakes, we have an oinker inbound, get the hell out-a there!"
Yep... even when I was just being "detained" they took off my shoes and socks. I simply told them, "dude, my bud already smells like socks. Why would I want my socks to smell like bud?"Shoes!? Every time ive been arrested they tore my shoes apart searchin in them.
so i was reading this and i come to the rule where u say if u get caught by a boss or whatever.... well my boss is a very big guy 6'2 bic'd head all muscle prob a good 275, intimidating for me, anyways i was in the car smoking and he came up behind me, first time he caught me in 1 year and i did it everyday, havent since i got caught, its not worth my job... anyways hes all "wtf is that? a bong? put that away unless you want to get fired right now" and that was it. i put it away, lit a grit and he walked away... told everybody else in the office and they all made fun of me... now im paranoid as fuck when i even think of doing it haha, used to be no big thing
so i was reading this and i come to the rule where u say if u get caught by a boss or whatever.... well my boss is a very big guy 6'2 bic'd head all muscle prob a good 275, intimidating for me, anyways i was in the car smoking and he came up behind me, first time he caught me in 1 year and i did it everyday, havent since i got caught, its not worth my job... anyways hes all "wtf is that? a bong? put that away unless you want to get fired right now" and that was it. i put it away, lit a grit and he walked away... told everybody else in the office and they all made fun of me... now im paranoid as fuck when i even think of doing it haha, used to be no big thing
how did you bring a bong to work?
I would also like to add that always keep your profile private on myspace because cops actually get on that shit and try and use it as evidence.
so i was reading this and i come to the rule where u say if u get caught by a boss or whatever.... well my boss is a very big guy 6'2 bic'd head all muscle prob a good 275, intimidating for me, anyways i was in the car smoking and he came up behind me, first time he caught me in 1 year and i did it everyday, havent since i got caught, its not worth my job... anyways hes all "wtf is that? a bong? put that away unless you want to get fired right now" and that was it. i put it away, lit a grit and he walked away... told everybody else in the office and they all made fun of me... now im paranoid as fuck when i even think of doing it haha, used to be no big thing
13. "If caught privately but red-handed by someone, like a boss,
finish taking your hit, then look him/her in the eye and, with that breath-held
grunt, offer them a hit. This only happened to me once, and when I did what I
did, the boss waved it off and said "nah, I seen what that shit done to people
in Viet Nam" to which I replied, "I was in Viet Nam". He turned around and
whimpered back inside . . . never came up again."- Thanks to
MrFishy