Talking to your Plants

i sit in the room and read them my high times to let them know how their relatives are doing and do some meds or smoke a cig. they like that . my sweet ladys will take care of me if i love them the right way.lmfao

haha you guys are mad, this place is great!

I'm trying to teach my plants karate.

It sounds crazy but plants cells do respond to sound. Also the extra co2 you blow on them doesn't hurt, so I always talk to my plants/play music for them

Here are a few interesting reads about sound and plant cells.

http://buymarijuanaseeds.com/community/threads/stimulating-growth-using-sound-waves.79216/
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0927776502001534
http://www.motherearthnews.com/organic-gardening/plant-growth-zmaz84mjzloeck.aspx#axzz2K8i2MAdr
http://www.amjbot.org/content/93/10/1466.abstract

i find myself saying the same things to my woman, like wtf is wrong with you

bobtokes said:

i find myself saying the same things to my woman, like wtf is wrong with you

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Lmao ya same here like WTF you doing get back in your corner. Jk jk

when i grow, im gonna rub her fan leaves and tell her i love her, i will smoke her so she would know she had been inside me. I will pollinate her and tell her shes had a good life.

I stroke them....wait, or is that women? Actually, I do the same to both women and plants I guess