The 12th Imam?

Here's something besides atheism and Christianity for you guys to bicker about..
I'm not a Muslim scholar nor do I care to research their beliefs, call me narrow minded... I was wondering what you guys thought about Mahdi, or the 12th Imam form the Muslim religion and if you believe he will return. Also what do you think the circumstances of his return will be? Thanks

...cellular upheaval. As with the others.

The 12th IMAM will show up as soon as he runs out of virgins...which is likely to be soon. He will then ask Mohammad to fix him up with a few here...Then they will try to fly a 747 into a building somewhere.

Then they will both unroll their turbans, wet the ends to form "rat tails", and towel-fight each other.

Then the 12th IMAM will declare pork OK to eat, and they will BBQ pork chops.

fuck ya hope he hurries up and serves those barbeque chops ffs