The Emergency Joint.

Some of my friends roll emergency joints but i cannot. I mean if you have pot, you smoke it. I can't keep weed, i smoke all i have.
 
NewGrowth said:
I was wondering if anyone else has an emergency joint rolled. I always have one rolled and stashed in a clandestine location:mrgreen:

Just in case of emergencies . . . .:joint:
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I have a pound of weed stashed in a safety deposit box at my bank just in case there is an emergency lol J/K but that would be hella funny
:mrgreen::joint:
 
PegasusRideR said:
Some of my friends roll emergency joints but i cannot. I mean if you have pot, you smoke it. I can't keep weed, i smoke all i have.
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My emergency J is kept on a monthly rotation. If I don't smoke it within a month I roll another and smoke that one.:mrgreen: Keeps my emergency J fresh.
 
SmokeyMcSmokester said:
NewGrowth...from now on I will have an emergency J. It totally makes sense..Im gonna rotate weekly tho:joint:
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Yeah I would do it weekly but I always forget about it. :lol: Right now it is an old mentos gum container. I pulled it out and it smells like some dank peppermint gum. :lol:
I'll smoke it now after I roll a new one.:joint:
 
NewGrowth said:
Yeah I would do it weekly but I always forget about it. :lol: Right now it is an old mentos gum container. I pulled it out and it smells like some dank peppermint gum. :lol:
I'll smoke it now after I roll a new one.:joint:
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that would be a funny mentos commercial...the whole cheesy bit then at the end a joint. joints make everything ok
 
Ill always had some emergency buds. From now on i will keep emerg. Joint.

That sounds smart. Even when youre out of rolling papers ej will help you out.

Ej souds cool too hahahaha
 
nemad said:
Ill always had some emergency buds. From now on i will keep emerg. Joint.

That sounds smart. Even when youre out of rolling papers ej will help you out.

Ej souds cool too hahahaha
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What is that dude!? Its crazy, its like a land shark!

Get out the emergency J its coming for me!

Crazy av man :peace:
 
i always have an emergency .8 bag, pre-ground, with 2 papers and a mini bic lighter, they are in an altoids tin... haha they too smell like good peppermint bud...
 
My college roommate was the worst at this. We'd get a 1/2 and he'd be at his desk breakin the shit up and he would deliberately knock buds off the back of his desk. The first time I saw him do this I said "dude, wtf. you just lost a bud off the back of the desk!" He looked at me all coy like and replied "emergency, dude." I just rolled my eyes and shrugged cause as soon as that bag was empty I knew he'd be on his hands and knees with a flash light pickin that shit up. He did that shit with every bag he bought. And sure enough................I NEVER GOT ON MY HANDS AND KNEES TO PICK IT UP.

But, generally, I don't do the whole emergency thing. I mean, I know where it is, so it would do me no good. But, I do like found bud. You know, some drawer you use to stash it, whatever. Every now and then you clean it out and find some old ass dry bud. Fuck it! TORCH it!
 
/\ thanks new grower

ya know the qoute "Weed will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no weed" well i've learned this lesson first hand.

I have been in situations where i had hundreds of dollars, yet could not get one toke of weed. it sucks!!!! so now i am ready for what ever drought/apocalypse comes :)
 
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