The Fab 5! DNA Genetics
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JN811
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nah i gotta write a paper, later tonight ill play though...
JN811
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I was suppose to go to court to see "how it works" for my forensic class... I figured Ive been there so many times I could just BS it all.. so heres what I got so far.. btw the Dui case.. was me 
I plan to just write stories of shit ive been arrested for in the past...
I attended the **************** on Thursday March 18, located at************. I arrived there at 10:20 a.m. and there was about twenty people waiting in line to go through the metal detectors. They had the lines split up by gender. The police officers directed everyone through, and despite their grumpy demeanor, it was a relatively quick process. I walked to the information desk located on the main floors, center- Island. I told the employee on-duty that I was writing a paper for class and she directed me to the second floor, saying “that’s where the good cases are.” She told me that room, 201, had a case that started in 10 minutes.
When I got to the room and sat down in the back because the room was pretty packed. I observed all of the attorneys chatting and looking over files. The bailiff instructed the courtroom to rise as the judge walked in and directed everyone to shut off their phones. Everyone sat down as the clerk began to read off the first name. I decided to stop taking notes after I witnessed the bailiff tell someone to put their newspaper away.
It seemed like there was a large variety of cases, from petty misdemeanors to more severe felonies. I observed a number of quite interesting cases, yet it seemed like 2/3 of the cases received continuances. One of the cases that particularly sticks out in my mind was a DUI case. The accused was a twenty something year old guy, who got pulled over for improper lane use. The officer had him perform sobriety tests, yet she turned her spotlight off before having the suspect perform the tests. The lawyer called for, I believe it was 409, at which time the prosecutor and defense both approached the bench. The defendant did not blow into the breathalyzer and without the only the only other piece of possible evidence the state had a weak case it seemed. The defendant opted to accept the plea bargain, which the judge offered after the 409, a fine for improper lane use. The DUI was dropped. I found it particularly interesting that the arresting officer.
I plan to just write stories of shit ive been arrested for in the past...I attended the **************** on Thursday March 18, located at************. I arrived there at 10:20 a.m. and there was about twenty people waiting in line to go through the metal detectors. They had the lines split up by gender. The police officers directed everyone through, and despite their grumpy demeanor, it was a relatively quick process. I walked to the information desk located on the main floors, center- Island. I told the employee on-duty that I was writing a paper for class and she directed me to the second floor, saying “that’s where the good cases are.” She told me that room, 201, had a case that started in 10 minutes.
When I got to the room and sat down in the back because the room was pretty packed. I observed all of the attorneys chatting and looking over files. The bailiff instructed the courtroom to rise as the judge walked in and directed everyone to shut off their phones. Everyone sat down as the clerk began to read off the first name. I decided to stop taking notes after I witnessed the bailiff tell someone to put their newspaper away.
It seemed like there was a large variety of cases, from petty misdemeanors to more severe felonies. I observed a number of quite interesting cases, yet it seemed like 2/3 of the cases received continuances. One of the cases that particularly sticks out in my mind was a DUI case. The accused was a twenty something year old guy, who got pulled over for improper lane use. The officer had him perform sobriety tests, yet she turned her spotlight off before having the suspect perform the tests. The lawyer called for, I believe it was 409, at which time the prosecutor and defense both approached the bench. The defendant did not blow into the breathalyzer and without the only the only other piece of possible evidence the state had a weak case it seemed. The defendant opted to accept the plea bargain, which the judge offered after the 409, a fine for improper lane use. The DUI was dropped. I found it particularly interesting that the arresting officer.
JN811
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fucking dike rookie bitch cop was as crooked as they come.. Ill admit.. I was drunk , and I know she knew I was drunk... But I was the type of drunk where ur better at everything 
.... BUT she followed me from a bar, which is illegal for cops to do.. Then, and I swear to God about this, I passed every sobriety test with flying colors... She still arrested me. I asked, "why am I being arrested?" she wouldnt answer me.. I said, " I know for a fact I passed every one of those tests." She wouldnt respond. Then this big black cop, her backup says, " those tests aren't based on pass or fail basis..." lmfao.. then what are they based on???? FUCKING PIGS!!!
.... BUT she followed me from a bar, which is illegal for cops to do.. Then, and I swear to God about this, I passed every sobriety test with flying colors... She still arrested me. I asked, "why am I being arrested?" she wouldnt answer me.. I said, " I know for a fact I passed every one of those tests." She wouldnt respond. Then this big black cop, her backup says, " those tests aren't based on pass or fail basis..." lmfao.. then what are they based on???? FUCKING PIGS!!!
JN811
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hahaha i needed a min. break... I was whoopin ass thoughOh by the way youd be further along if you werent playing FFA on COD
Fditty00
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Typed to slow. Congratz on the dropped charge.then I told her. "I cant wait till court, I guarentee I'll get out of this...." and i did
JN811
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lmfao, she arrested me after I passed all tests with flying colors, towed my car and everything.... In court, she got destroyed.. Wouldnt even look at me... LMFAO.. I was being such a dick to her though, the whole time in the station, fucking up my fingerprints, pics, talking shit to her.. It was hilarious, I wish i had the tape...^^^ the arrestimg officer what? Didnt use the breathalizer..Finish the story Paul Harvey